jonathan booze

I eat paste!

[jonathan booze @Jonathan_Booze]

It’s not being reported by mainstream media but I can confirm @johnlegend has the first reported case of cooties. At least that is what I am telling my wife, stay away!

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The new Buick commercial the guy controls the lights outside his dates house when picking her up? @Buick stalker............

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My fans truly blow me away.

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1+1=2 is only true if you use math! #knowledgeispower

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So sad that once a mighty race is now so blatantly exploited. #theorville

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Just had an argument with this idiot who didn’t agree that I was the most humble person he had ever met. #GOAT #humble #greatest

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Looking at getting a chicken ...looking at foster’s but not sure if they picked up any bad habits.

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There is nothing worse than an incomplete #petpeeve #worstever

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Watching a new Tide Pod commercial and suddenly I am so hungry, I wonder what new flavors they have now.#tide#hungry

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Reflection is best done in front of a fire

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Living in the dark can feel sometimes better than knowing the truth. At the same time growth only comes from struggles and how can you encourage others if they can’t relate to your pain.

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Roadside on all my cars but one? That was supposed to be there now my daughter is on the side of the road 3hr away. #notagoodneighbor @StateFarm

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When your dog captures how you feel perfectly #sotired #lazy

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I finally got a picture at 157665 miles. #Odometer

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The Golden Globes are on wooohooo ....wait I meant to say blah!#GoldenGlobes

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Warning! I am starting a 5hr drive by myself in a 2hrs you will either block me or have a notification tune you love hearing. #CantStopWontStop #youvebeenwarned

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You think of a child’s smile, I think of a smelly hand and mismatched socks. #notshaking #sockpuppet

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My mirror is upset with the selfie craze and now refuses to make me look good. #firstselfie

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Who has 2 thumbs and got carded at Trader Joe’s..,,this guy #babyface #winning

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Most of my fun stories are told by others , and end with a Stever Urkel quote the next day #didIdothat