Diet Dr. Robotnik

dink machine broke

he//him

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

Y'all mfs grew up watching A Bug's Life but still don't believe in the peoples' rebellion smdh

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

i bet some of yall are fuckin with your airpods in

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Have you dined with us before? No? We do things a littleee differently here. You order food in bulk, pay upfront, and sell whatever you don’t finish to the other customers! You can actually make quite a profit!

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

honestly this aged like fine wine

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

she let me hit because i wrote a funny letterboxd review

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

@realJoelFischer bro you think this is some sort of gotcha???

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

wait hollup prequel: some strange stuff

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

okay i know stranger things is over now but how long until the reboot strangerer things

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

strangest thingies

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

in fact, even in the peace and comfort of my own home, the most i can bring myself to say is "it's definitely not bad"

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I can’t believe something good has happened

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

An interviewee on NPR this morning said something to the effect of 'the Democrats are hopeful that, because Slotkin outperformed Trump in Michigan, her moderate persona could be the future of the party' and as soon as I heard that I turned off my radio and cried

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

@weirdlilguys

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

Caught between being a communist who thinks recreational drugs should be legal and an aesthete who thinks head shops are tacky and ugly

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

i love listening to the radio and hearing abt all the bad terrible things that are going on im just addicted to it i wanna slurp up all that dirty atrocious news copy it makes me so strong and healthy feed me information abt all the awful things humans are doing to one another

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

if this were true i'd be cool as a cucumber 😎

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

finally. a cure.

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

is it me? am i the true misanthopist for this take?

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

it makes me genuinely angry when i see ppl in my neighborhood getting doordash from places like.. ChickFilA?? I know that we don't always want to interact with others & are all allowed some creature comforts but this feels like a deeply misanthropic way to interact with the world

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

You could expend slightly more effort and a lot less money to just get takeaway from a local cafe or restaurant rather than paying a scooter-warrior to shuttle your homophobic chicken to JP from where? Back Bay?? DEDHAM ???

[Keean @itskeean]

wrong, it’s british racing green

[Diet Dr. Robotnik @Jonbearr]

the closest i've ever been to having my chakras aligned is when i finish a bag of pita and a tub of hummus at the same time