kim wexler's ponytail

beth, she/her, failed opera singer turned piano tech

[kim wexler's ponytail @superprofesh]

the bechdel test but it's two cis-male characters having a conversation about their feelings without playing pickup basketball

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

CONGRATS NEW YORK BRING BACK HALE AND HEARTY SOUPS

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Do the Right Thing reunion hell yea

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

At last night’s Wicked performance Dr. Dillamond turned the board over and it said Knicks in 5 😭

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

good morning, the finals return to the garden for the first time in 27 years

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

knicks fans leaving san antonio

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

😭😭😭 💙🧡💙🧡

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

KNICKS WIN!!!!!

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

HBO should be embarrassed for putting out this season of Euphoria lmfao my god

[kim wexler's ponytail @superprofesh]

and have their fucking PHONES OUT with FULL BRIGHTNESS the WHOLE TIME

[naomi @purewrlds]

The way people just casually talk during movies now

[Yung Social Construct @yungscapegoat]

the Rosemary's Baby apartment is so cunt i would be thrilled to move in there... fab neighbors too

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

NYC is gonna be cramming about 6 months of weekends into this one. Horny levels will be out of control. But stay vigilant out there, do not be tempted. Knicks still need your essence.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep