CarrieJones

20 something writer who dates dumbasses and writes about them. Think of me like a less musical Taylor Swift. Link to my blog:

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due to covid and the weak ass $600 stimulus check the govt thinks you desperately need, i will be giving $100 to every person man or woman who retweets this. go crazy boys gals and theys

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The Sex Playlist: Head (Prince) https://t.co/xiTlWlCXfl

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I’m baaaaack! https://t.co/TDNLl10Ijn

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The Sex Playlist: Who Let the Dogs Out?
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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

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What my boyfriend said: Do you mind washing my jacket and giving it back to me?
What I heard: Do you mind washing my jacket and keeping it?

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One time a guy told me that going down on me gave him mono. In reality it was sleeping with his ex gf that did :)

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The finale to the Sk8ter boy series is up!! Bohdi tells me some pretty big news... click the link below! https://t.co/jxN0vNtDNU #finale #Trending #mustread #blogging #blogger #Datingin2020 #DatingAdvice

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Do you really like his music taste, or do you just like him?

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@ain_grand @aDatingDad Thank you girlfriend. I’m beyond touched❤️

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He said he loved me too :)

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I’m in love I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it

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If you try and guilt me into talking to you. I automatically won’t want to.

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How to handle a breakup: cry a little. Eat ice cream. Hang with friends. How not to handle a breakup: move to their hometown that they said you’d enjoy on a visit one time.

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@ain_grand This is fabulous.

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A scary story for you all to enjoy
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