Austen Jones

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[CFO, Big Cat Corp @VPBigCatCorp_]

@BigHen9 Found it!

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

When your two 20+ handicap buddies are looking for their Titleist velocitys that went 3 miles into the woods

[Bobby @welcometoMLB]

Mitch Spence and Jose Altuve ready to fight

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Timeless

[Rubbin is Racing @rubbinisracing]

Cleetus Mcfarland with an early candidate for interview of the year

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

“Why’d you switch out your ProV1 for a TopFlite on the water hole?”

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This is the best marketing ever LMAO

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Haters will say this is AI 🕺🕺

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Canelo ripping curse words in English for over a minute straight is incredible 🤣

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

These guys were pulled over by police who were filming for the TV show Cops, but the police kept getting mad at them cos they weren’t taking them serious & trolling the whole time 😭😭
https://t.co/guxn8g6lB5

[Nick Fasoli @Fastoolie]

Got a TL blessing of @Jerrythekid21, when you getting the horse JJ?

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Hawk Tuah made its way to Happy Land

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

first beer of the day has been opened

[Clinton @614clinton]

Polk County Florida Sheriff - "You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you...PERIOD."

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD

A man in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . .."When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

#614clinton

[👊🏾BrutalFights🥶 @brutalfightz]

I ain’t going

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

time for the training wheels to come off. they’re ready for draftkings

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

Angel Reese fan mail just came in