Jones Burr

Disclaimer: I’m fucking dyslexic. Targeted harassment of this account will result in me being rubber and you being glue.

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Your great grandparents sold you out to the Federal Reserve. What a bunch of assholes.

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@mypoliticalx Got to go with a brush hook. You can’t beat a double-edged oversized machete on an axe handle.

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@cybercpu @Google What 2FA is tied to a specific device? It’s a text to phone #, and email, or an app?

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@f8lfang Pro-tip. Go to the place you bought your tires and ask them to put air in them, and be pleasant about it.

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@ApexSeeker_ I was taught not to run with scissors at 5. Running with a gun has never crossed my mind.

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@hokkori_buzz Reminds me of a conversation me and wife had early in the marriage. She ask how long would it take to smoke a 16 lbs brisket. I replied with, “You don’t time art.”

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@KimKatieUSA Everybody wants to go after the employees but the government can’t by design. There no E-Verify mandate, and to question the National origins and citizenship of an employee or perspective employee just because they don’t speak a word of English would be a discrimination lawsuit.

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@SaraHermanw0 What are they thinking? Like it’s a bad idea to import people to be wards of the State and have a net negative contribution to society? Thats crazy.

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@ultronlift Please for your own sake, don’t lift with that attitude. You can if you want, you just won’t do it for long.

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@iamshah0786 @grok You have to ask an AI if an obvious AI video is AI? You must be retarded, Indian, engagement farms, or all of the above.

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@Libmegafonen @Eggsneedlove2 @CrazyVibes_1 That would only be likely if an infected monkey buttfucked a human.

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@Kougeru He didn’t even make it past sandwiches.

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@SomHoncho Great idea, the discovery phase goes both ways.

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@Chalana305 @thomas_quinlan All things are relative, so just about any Air Force would be “might” when compared to Haiti’s

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@KingVelesI She’s fat, that’s just the way it is. In a few years the connective tissues will stretch and that big ass will be a bumpy cellulite mess.

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@xiaoheitu_1231 I got remember to ask my barber why he doesn’t cuts my part in?

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@Swamp__Watch Wow, I’m shocked. I would have never thought such a thing.

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@Rimmblaze Why is the other Chinese dude just holding the door while his boys gets hit with a cheap shot? He should have been getting the dude in blue out of the way.

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@SamuraiShibaJP I use “Japanese” as an adjective with my wife. She’ll ask me about some anime the kids watch or what some character is, and sometimes the only explanation is it’s “very Japanese.”

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@kanzashi_japan No, all 50 states are not the same just similar, but I am rich and I own a lot of guns.

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@DezTroy_303 @Jasonas62019111 Is this parody?