Fartface Jones

Habitual line stepper and 🏴‍☠️Certified kitchen piuuuuump🔪. No DM’s from marks, mark asses, mark ass busters, or buster as marks named Mark. 👉🏻👆🏻frrrrrrt!

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Prop department: “So now we gotta start glueing hundreds of cardboard swords on the back of this motherfuckers wheelchair?”
#GameOfThonesFinale #GameOfTrones

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#IBuiltASecurityFenceBecause

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Tom Brady told Antonio Brown he can live with Patriots QB until he's settled | NBCS Bay Area. Is this a reboot of Webster? https://t.co/g1UrA3s5Nk

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Big Chief #ICantBelieveIAte_AtTheFair

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Hey coach, AB just signed with the patriots.
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Gruden: 100, 97, 94, 91, 88, 85......................

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Antonio Brown is the Kanye West of never playing for the Raiders.

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@thepennyhoarder

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Two Tide pods for breakfast means I don’t need to worry about ripping ass in math class. Frrrrrt! Is someone doing laundry?#DeepThoughtsFromTeenagers

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@Fact If this ever happens, buy stock in Frito-Lay.

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@TagItsIt Slappa-da-bass?

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@Fact Go to bed at 5am heard!

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@Fact Does the same theory work with hando’s?

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@Fact Are you sure he wasn’t just clearing his throat?

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Sucks when an NFL player disappoints you.

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@TimfromDa70s Industry insiders have confirmed that Andrew Luck actually retired because he refused to play on OJ’s fantasy team. Luck was quoted as saying, “scoring points for a murderer will only encourage his bad behavior, who needs that on their conscience?”

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@Fact This is 100% accurate. I vividly remember lots of broccoli 🥦 on Life Goes On.

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@WhatTheFFacts I use the same formula for packing my kids lunch for the next day.

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Apparently 90% of my tweets. #GetsYouBanned

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@hotsnakes87

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Have you guys tried the new sex move called the Antonio Brown? You hold dry ice on the bottom of your partners feet while doing them from behind. Just before climax remove your unsanctioned helmet, file a grievance, and shout, “Up yours, Ju Ju!” @NFL @nflnetwork @Raiders

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@CarolynjJohnso3 Mind your business, Carol.

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Shitting pants in public #herewegoagain #MyFearIn5Words