David Jones

Markets, charts, trading. Content is not advice. Views expressed are my own.

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

I was struggling to understand the size of the Ferrari Luce but it makes sense now I've been able to use the industry standard metric of one Pope.

[Baron Investments @baroninvestment]

America went to war with Iran and the stock market said “noted, irrelevant, buying”

[OddStats @OddStats]

Wait, what the hell is going on here?

The S&P500 (SPX) was up +17.1% in 28 trading days as of Friday's close. Absolutely absurd.

But what if I told you it was also the first time a ramp up that hard (+17.1%), that fast (<=28 trading days) had happened since the beginning of computerized trading (1982) where EITHER:

- VIX was under 22 (it closed Friday at 17.15)
OR
- SPX closed at a new all time high close (it got close in 1991)

Freak out all you want about analogs to 1999, this has never happened before in most of our lifetimes.

Should you buy puts? Calls? A gun? Pack of hyenas?

What do I care?

GOD, I missed me.

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

@A1GOY Congrats Alex, I’ve always enjoyed your car content over the years.

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs 🚀📈💰

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As the row continues over Angela Rayner’s stamp duty, she claims she received bad advice from someone who didn’t fully understand the complex issues of tax and finance

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

Bull markets “climb a wall of worry”

[Michael Brown @MrMBrown]

Since inception, the S&amp;P has spent 7.5% of all trading days at a record high, 46% of days within 5% of a record high, and 61% of days within 10% of a record high

Yet, every day there are hundreds of column inches taken up with nonsense about how 'the end is nigh' 🤦‍♂️

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

Is this Day One of the next great US bull market?

S&amp;P, NASDAQ all-time highs, NVIDIA once agin the world's biggest company. It's like the last few motnhs didn't happen...

Join me now for the livestream, looking at this and other markets in more detail.

https://t.co/w8FAV33aTm

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

I am not sure whether to be offended by this email from @HantsPolice , or just give in and start bulk buying Werthers Originals.

[Tony Cuomo. Never Knowingly Re-Tweeted @tony_como]

Greetings Pope Pickers

[The Mary Rose @MaryRoseMuseum]

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

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A strong week for the GErman Dax.
FTSE too hits all-time highs
Dollar under pressure
Oil makes fresh lows for the year.

Watch here now:

https://t.co/TbhlyL3LN7

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

@Halfords_uk Hi I am just following up on this. I have just called that number and gone through to make a complaint but have not yet spoken to a human, no recorded message, just silnce and I have been on for 5 minutes. What do you suggest?

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

@Halfords_uk I’ve been let down twice in the last 24 hrs for tyres mobile fitting and my wheel has been damaged in the process. No one is answering the phone. What do you suggest.

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

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Markets bounce back yet again from sharp falls.
Gold hits all-time highs.
UK Gilts at 2025 highs.

Watch live now:

https://t.co/Gz2FtN5pS9

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

Join me now for the end of week markets livestream.

China AI Deep Seek did not end the bull run. Who'd've thought it..
Gold at all-time highs.
FTSE at all time highs
Is Crude Oil a buy next week?

Watch live now:
https://t.co/2vAzIyJ19n

[David Jones @JonesTheMarkets]

@Halfords_uk Could you let me know of an email address for customer complaints? My wheel was damaged by a mobile fitting and I need to escalate this from the local hub.

[Banx @Banxcartoons]

From today's @ftopinion @FT #DeepSeek #AI

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Alibaba releases artificial intelligence platform that it says surpasses Deepseek

[Andrew Frankel @Andrew_Frankel]

Come on Twitter. If you love small British sports car manufacturers this needs spreading far and wide because the implications are massive. The government doesn’t even have to do anything, just say what it intends. Not too much to ask, surely?

[Jason Goepfert @jasongoepfert]

Even with the S&amp;P 500 losing nearly -1.5%, more than 300 of its stocks rose today.

Since the index became a 500-stock index in 1957, this had never happened before.

The only days with more than 250 advancers were:

• April 14, 1999
• April 19, 1999
• April 12, 2000