Jonomatopoeia

Views are my own. Mostly made for comedic purposes. Carly Simon once wrote a song about me.

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@SenseiCarl_ Worse than watching hotel entertainment is the people who join in with the aqua aerobics. Just a form of Stockholm Syndrome.

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@philiphiggins @LeighLeopardsRL Walking round Vegas like a patchwork deckchair.

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Right, @LFC. Sack him. Just fucking sack him.

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@TicketmasterUK I'm trying to buy tickets but getting an Application Error when trying to apply a gift card. I've cleared cookies, cache, tried PC and mobile and your app. Can you help?

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@kennymc1ntosh I think, after 35 years, this might be it for me, Kenny. Dogshit announcements like this. "Retirement" speculation every other week. Boring Samoan dominance. Cack-handed handling, & subsequent release, of some genuine talents. Piss-taking ticket prices. Saudi bootlicking. Done.

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@IANdrewDiceClay He's a berry, Perry; he's Jerry the Berry, Perry!

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@tomashworth7 @Syndicate The fact you consider this the second Star Wars movie makes me sad.

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@IANdrewDiceClay To be fair to her, he slipped into her ring without checking with her first.

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Imagine running a sub-2 hour marathon and still being second. 😭

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This is the best thing from this absolute bin fire of a season by @LFC. @federicochiesa

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Scouse on pizza? 👀🍕

Choose to be original. Choose Google Pixel 📲 #TeamPixel #Ad

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@WWE @BeckyLynchWWE @espn

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I say this as a long-suffering Leafs fan with no playoff hockey to enjoy: this is the most embarrassing to happen in the history of the sport.

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@BluThundrBmb @IANdrewDiceClay Bone Street Krew: "we're tough even though our leader wears eyeliner professionally and we like to play dominoes"

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Artemis II getting closer to the moon! I hope they're not ballbags.

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.@arneslot

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@TheKop_com Fuck all the way off. And when you get there, fuck off some more.

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@robfee @WWE

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@deancoughlin_ In a ring box next to the kettle.

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I still love this. Punk and Heyman the best on the mic, Roman at his absolute OTC pinnacle, Seth an afterthought, and the twist of the favour. Perfection.

[USA Network @USANetwork]

CM Punk's WrestleMania dreams came true 1 year ago when @HeymanHustle revealed that Punk was in the main event of WrestleMania! #SmackDown

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"It's usually just me who's shite..."

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Read Cody Gakpo's assessment of #BHALIV ⤵️