Jonny Gators

"Critically acclaimed hater.
Vinyl hoarder. Profanity enthusiast. Billionaire abolitionist."

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Excuse me @microsoft, but just who in the fuck do you think you are to change my file type app associations? Do you own this machine? NO!!!! NO YOU DO NOT!!!! SO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, AND LEAVE MY SETTINGS THE FUCK ALONE ALREADY!!!!!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

USB-C has become a real shit show!!!! At this point, I gotta throw my hands up and give up on it - making one port for everything, but no guarantee that it'll do any of those things, is not a recipe for success. USB-C implementation has been a joke!!!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

And for any wollensak sympathizers out there, I assure you it was the player's fault, and not the tape's. The well fixed and secured splice remained intact, the fucking player destroyed the tape in front of the well secured splice.

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Thought I was going to fix up a radio today. Instead, I got to play a game of, "what's worth more to me, salvaging a tape with minimal damage, or destroying a tape to spare a player that keeps eating them". It was an easy choice. #hammertime

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Hey @MBTA_CR FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!! DO YOU WANT PISS ON YOUR FLOOR!?!?!?! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET PISS ON YOIR FLOOR!!!! I HAVE NO INTENTION OF PISSIBG MY PANTS, THAT LEAVES ME WITH ONE OPTION, YOUR FLOOR!!!! FUCK!!!! YOU!!!! AND FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Hey @microsoft, if an uninstall from an .msi file fails, but a repair followed by an uninstall of that .msi file succeeds, that means YOU HAD EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO SUCCEED AT MY FIRST COMMAND TO UNINSTALL!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU DO BETTER THAN JUST FUCKING GIVING UP!!!!!!!

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Another case of @toonblast robbing me of my disco ball because I dare to get interrupted in the middle of a level. App uninstalled, that was your last fucking chance!!!! Back to finding a game that doesn't rob and cheat me!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Buy them all!

[Rhino Records @Rhino_Records]

Rhino’s Quadio series continues its deep dive into the 1970s with four albums that helped define the artists who made them: Carly Simon’s self-titled debut, Mongo Santamaria’s Mongo at Montreux, Randy Newman’s Sail Away, and Seals & Crofts’ Diamond Girl. All four arrive today on Blu-ray. Order here: https://t.co/Vot3VLTfbX

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

The more I dig into ALSA issues with 5.1 playback, the more I feel I hit the nail on the head with my assessment of linux peeps years ago - a bunch of "elitist pricks". I'm proud to have angered people so much with that comment that they blocked my ip from their site. #linux

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

@MBTA_CR WHY DID YOU SEND ANNOUNCEMENTS TO LANSDOWN TO BOARD FROM TRACK 7 WHEN THAT WAS A FUCKING LIE!?!?!?! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

New addition to my cassette collection. Now stuck with the dilemma of leaving it sealed, or opening it...

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Fun with AI today. If you know, you know...

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Hey @AnthropicAI, you stand zero chance of ever getting a dime out of me for claude if you won't even let me fucking try it. Going on 5 days in a row of told my so called free time has been used up before I can enter a single prompt. Free use is a LIE!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

What happens when the 90s and @thedeadpullshow meet? Hammer time!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

If @SumoLogic doesn't come up with a fucking working uninstall for their stupid app, I"m going to start classifying it as a virus! No uninstall, no error, no message, not even a fucking log! Just - nothing!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

Just wasted hours of time because some idiot at @videolan thinks it makes sense to display stale cached album art, rather than display the actual attachment on the actual file! This poor choice displays gross incompetence, and decisions like these create problems! Do better!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

@AmazonHelp So you have no method of delivering taco shells without destroying them, yet continue to sell them on your site?

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

When @StopandShop stopped stocking @oldelpaso cheddar jalapeño shells I had to order from @amazon, but they can't deliver without absolute destruction. You all suck!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

@AmazonHelp @StopandShop @oldelpaso @amazon It's food. I don't think you want it back after I'm done with it i just want a solution to buy cheddar jalapeño shells that are intact. Every package of them from you arrive destroyed!

[Jonny Gators @JonnyGators]

@oldelpaso @amazon is this what you have in mind? Sick of this!