Jonny_Something

More tattoo’s than brain cells.

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It’s nice to know that no matter your age, pronouns, race, sexuality, religious beliefs and even political leanings, we can all agree that Matt Hancock is a massive bellend.

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@Vanessaa_Eryn So Sorry bud. Luv u xoxo

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...Anyone else almost start beefing at the chimps story and the end of Tiger King?

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Proud to work for the NHS tonight. #clapforNHS

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Here I thought the WWF buying WCW was gonna be the biggest event that happened on my birthday..

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If you were in this crowd and you see this tweet, just know, you’re a wank pheasant.

[Tom @TPlattss]

This country is full of absolute morons.

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That was like a scene out of Parks and Rec #CobraMeeting

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@JohnnyStevens Noooooooo

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This makes up for the past few years of absolute shit.

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Feeling pleased with myself that I trusted my mate and booked a hotel a month back when they were cheap. #MCRMK

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Follow me on Insta. I post like twice a year, but my stories are also shit.

https://t.co/OimNSzj8Eq

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Glad I didn’t stay up. Would have been well pissed off. #UFC246

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Today I gasped when I saw The 1975 had released a new song.

What have I become.

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Those lasses that get under-boob tattoo’s are secretly hard as nails. Did that spot today and it’s not a good time.

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Okay Boomer

[Talk @TalkTV]

Eamonn Holmes has no sympathy for Meghan Markle: "I just find her incredibly irritating. I've never met her but I look at her and I think 'I don't think I'd like you in real life.' Awful, woke, weak, manipulative, spoilt..."

@EamonnHolmes | @DawnNeesom | #Megxit

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

A posthumous @MacMiller album is being released next week https://t.co/LACh7R8F70

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Realising you’re around the same age as the cast of Friends in the first few seasons is a harrowing thought.

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@caitlinsmithxx @JonnySomething As long as I can’t feel a thing I don’t care what it is 😂😂

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Numbing cream suggestions?

Apparently nowhere in the UK sells Mithra anymore.

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@caitlinsmithxx @JonnySomething I can’t find anywhere to get this in the UK. Did you buy online?