Jonny Swagger

he/him they/them
Lead Instigator of Tail Light Rebellion. General rabble rouser of mischief & laughter.

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

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[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

This is my first time logging into here in months - and oooohhh boy this is rough. It's like if social media gave up.

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

Any one I know even still here, before I diss this account harder than Kendrick did Drake?

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

https://t.co/CndhlWBzLC

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

Just saw two open neo-nazis, identifiable by two open swastika / lightning bolt tattoos at the @PlanetFitness on Golden Gate in Greensboro, NC - PF, got a policy on this?

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Can't be embarrassed for what I didn't choose. Sure as hell angry about it, though.

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When @facebook suspends and autoblocks your booking agents laptop and number, effectively stopping your career 🙃 - anyone got a way of contacting them beyond the in ap help center?

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

@Modern_Drunkard You guys should get on bluesky. We are playing another one of Slushfund's events and it would be way more fun to include you folks in on the shenanigans

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

Hi. Black guy from America here. The answer is:

White people

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

🔥🔥🔥

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Funny cuz Elon was the kid on the cover of Evil Empire

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

Taking this app off for a while, if not permanently. The whole point was to see creatives. After 10 minutes of rightwing propaganda, the normal lewd clickbait, I'm just over it. Though shout out to @PunishedNsfw for trolling these conservative cocktwats. Peace.

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

I check in on here once every 3 or so days and well... nope. Still giggin, still living the life of my dreams. Only getting better. Keep dunkin on fascists, yall, and maybe check out bsky. Xoxo, Swags

[World Gone Wrong @world_wrong_pod]

Friends! We're excited to announce the writers for our next two chapters- Chapter 3 will be written by J. Gregory Moran, mysterious audio fiction scribe! Chapter 4 will be written by Gabriel Urbina, co-creator of Wolf 359, Unseen, Zero Hours, and Time:bombs!

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

In case you were wondering how the shows have been going- big thanks to Terry and @PutnamStomp - and the mighty Ed!

#folk #livemusic #cabaret #punk #tour #content

[Tim Holehouse @Timholehouse]

August

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

I kind of wonder if I should go full HST gonzo with my life as a batshit punk who plays folk on bl**sky and let the unhinged posts flow like a river of madness. This post has nothing to do with the exhausted visual hallucinations that were starting to occur, I promise

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

*checks* yep still not popular on twitter.

[Jonny Swagger @JonnySwagger]

I don't get to video very often, however, @JordanPeele 's Twilight Zone episode Replay made me beautifully ugly cry. This is the definition of brilliance. He deserves every flower he's received and so many more.