Jonathan Watson

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@Hermesparcels parcel delivered to inpost locker but code not recognised. Called inpost and they said call you and can’t get through to a human because tracking number not recognised. Still can’t pick up parcel. Please can you fix this for me

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@HJonesWalters Omg worse than Ed balls

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@realDonaldTrump It’s called counting you orange moron

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@NandosUK hello! I’m having trouble checking my gift cards balance and expiry online...are you able to check it for me? Thanks!

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@chilternrailway Thanks for clarifying! Jonathan

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@chilternrailway hi! Can you please explain to me why an off peak day return ticket to Oxford Parkway from London costs more than the same type of ticket to Oxford, when the journey is shorter and therefore the ticket lets you break your journey and get off at parkway? Thanks!

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

#loveisland Amy “walking into the fire pit” like

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@mrmjwise @rtsoutheastern @Se_Railway Haha great @Se_Railway can I have a voucher too pls? X

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@Se_Railway after I spent time composing a constructive letter requesting information on an unreliable morning peak service I get this response. Are you joking? Just about as demeaning and depressing as getting the train from #hithergreen and #Lewisham every morning #southeastern

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@CleanBlackheath @Se_Railway Hi! Sorry I didn’t reference the site - this is from https://t.co/6fqBu84Y0n but there are various other sources you can use as this is now open access data.

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@Se_Railway can you explain why my train from Hither Green to London Bridge has only arrived on time (within 2 mins of timetable) on 3% of days since October 2018? I don’t want an apology, just curious to understand what has gone so very wrong #southeastern #hithergreen #lewisham

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@Se_Railway football isn’t coming home. Neither am I. It’s so miserable living in south east London #imissthetube

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

Please go down and support @railwaychildren today and tomorrow at London Bridge @NetworkRailLBG #sweaty https://t.co/z2M4a7LYx0

[Railway Children @RailwayChildren]

If you're passing through London Bridge today please do show your support - it's got to be hard work in this warm weather! https://t.co/xYNYyv2gEY

[Damien Egan @damienegan]

Lewisham's 1st wild swimming pond is coming to Beckenham Place Park!🏊‍♀️
Thanks to @SadiqKhan who has granted us £440k, which will also be used to plant 1000s of new trees.🌳
Look forward to working with @SophieMcGeevor to improve one of our best parks!
https://t.co/egOXIDFORF

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@TUIUK great flight worst breakfast. Why did the bacon taste of feet? What is “loin water” in the ingredients? At least the ciabatta came in useful for knocking out that elephant I met on arrival in Innsbruck #tui #thomson #breakfastfail #comefrywithme #noseriouslygivemearefund

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

Happy #valentines #southeastern @Se_Railway. Thanks for always squeezing me tight, taking things slowly, and saying you’ll be there. #hithergreen #lewisham #londonbridge #southeastlondon #lovelondon #londontransport

[Heidi Alexander MP @Heidi_Labour]

Have written to SouthEastern today about problems being experienced with shorter trains & overcrowding on lines running through Blackheath, Hither Green & Catford Bridge. Email if you’re a constituent & want to be sent copy of the reply I receive. https://t.co/S94xT9QJ2c

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

Thank you Tim @UckFramingCo for my fantastic new mirror! What a craftsman.

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

That feeling when ur so jetlagged in Bhutan that u get on twitter and let down the whole nation #prue #gbbo #gbbofinal #FirstWorldProblems

[Jonathan Watson @JonoMWatson]

@UckFramingCo Looking great Tim!