Jack

[Jack @JookNukem]

@paultowell @BBCMOTD Shouldn’t the linesman be flagging there too or is that not a thing anymore?!..

[MrPaulRobinson @MrPaulRobinson]

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Front Pages From History

[General Boles @GeneralBoles]

"what were you NOT meant to do?"
"SMASH CONSTITUTION"
"and what did you do"
"SMASHED CONSTITUTION"

[MrPaulRobinson @MrPaulRobinson]

#lufc

[Jack @JookNukem]

@nickgoff79 Hereford has to be close to the top of that list?!

[Leeds United @LUFC]

😬 Hopefully you performed better than @dcfcofficial! See you next season! #StopCrying

[Jack @JookNukem]

@LydiaHislop They just want everything wireless don’t they?! When they get the charger working they’ll get rid of the new port and we’ll all have to look like dick heads with them air pods in

[🦅 @LosoLFC]

Kick It Out

[MrPaulRobinson @MrPaulRobinson]

There’s always one team that makes a late run for the play-offs and sadly this year it’s us #lufc

[Jack @JookNukem]

@dannyhollow Haha, that reaction! Must have upset him too, wasn’t his usual weird irritating self yesterday

[Jack @JookNukem]

@dannyhollow

https://t.co/CVrRC3ZANu

[RiotBadger @RiotBadger]

WE’RE HALFWAY THERE, LADS
@TheSquareBall #LUFC

[Nick Goff @nickgoff79]

It's all about the interviewer asking Warnock the right questions with the right tone now. If you gently prod him, wind him up carefully, slowly, slowly, you could get the proper meltdown we all want to see.

[lucky @_1lucky]

*full video

[Jack @JookNukem]

@reluctantnicko Bates tried to be clever, we could only stop up with a big swing in goal difference so did before the last game.. changed rules that summer, we got 15 because Bates was being a dick

[Jack @JookNukem]

@Version24112017 He is shite though, nothing to do with yesterdays mistake.. he just looks better now we have 70% of the ball in the opponents half!

In fairness, most defenders in this division are dreadful.

[The Racing Dictionary @TheRacingDicti1]

Festival Fever - Seasonal condition whose symptoms include an uneasy stomach, sweaty palms and palpitations. Usually requires four days off work.

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

Shaun Harvey’s @EFL there, everyone.

[Jack @JookNukem]

@dannyhollow Can imagine him sprinting past people and doing that noise.. First words in English he learnt and stuck?