Joph

idiot savant

[Joph @JophJoe]

@churchandfam 5e

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

GRANGEMOUTH

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

The only way Scottish football could get more mental is if Brendan Rodgers phones SSB tomorrow

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Just wow, Media won't show you this, they want to murder Christians and also justifying that act

[Joph @JophJoe]

@_james_inman "Did I leave a cigarette lit?"

[Gideon Futerman @GFuterman]

Over the summer, I went to the very North of the Isle of Lewis on a field trip to map the geology there with a close friend of mine. The google street view car went past. We had a geological hammer. The following masterpiece, now on google street view, was the result

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Please share, RT and best of all register. Blood cancer is a cruel and wicked disease: but you can help by finding out if you are eligible to donate blood stem cells https://t.co/iXtay9zLNy @DKMS_uk

[Corey Brotherson - find me @🦋 or Patreon @CoreyBrotherson]

I've lost important people in my life to cystic fibrosis, so I'm raising money for the Butterfly Trust by selling an original piece of framed Jennie Gyllblad artwork from our unproduced graphic novel, Butterflies and Moths.

Please donate or share 👇🏿
https://t.co/79xoF0LjuD

[curefans @curefans]

Robert Smith: "Dynamic pricing is a scam that would disappear if every artist said, ‘I don’t want that!’ (...) ‘Oh, we didn’t know,’ they say. They all know. If they say they do not, they’re either fucking stupid or lying"

#TheCure
#Ticketmaster

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

IDEA

Being as the UK no longer burns coal, (to save the planet) and we no longer make steel (to save the planet) and then buy steel from abroad (to save the planet) where they burn coal to make it…
Why don’t we sell our coal abroad as it doesn’t seem to harm the planet if burned over there?

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

Folk acting in disbelief that David Cameron contacted Putin for help prior to the 2014 Indyref might be shocked to learn the BBC sent Andrew Marr to Russia to meet Putin for the same reason. Yes, the BBC sought out a crazed dictator in order to help undermine independence.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day ten years ago, @DaftLimmy posted the following tweet.

[Attila M. Magyar @athoshun]

With a little bit of audio processing, I think I have figured out where that strange Starliner sound came from.

[Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun]

Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Biden resigning on a Sunday. Huge post sesh fear vibes.

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

That shooter has got to be the most universally hated cunt on the planet right now.

[Giampaolo Mazzone @PMJawn]

@ACSOMPOD https://t.co/BuU98wnDOu

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Scott McTominay is currently joint 16th in the Golden Boot race if you want an idea of how shite some of the games at Euro 2024 have been.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Finally.

Now let’s get the NHS back to where it belongs.