Jordan ✨

I’m just trying to survive this simulation

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

@juliayourmom You know I definitely am

[¥ @laylanaiim]

It’s getting real strict over here. I’m grown and I love myself too much to deal with any type of bullshit.

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

A homeless man outside of Aldi was asking me if I was gonna have change after I was done shopping and I was so caught off guard I said “oh I don’t think so, thanks!”

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

“That’s the thing- It’s not even like he fumbled the bag, he never even tried the bag”

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

Vine street is literally the worst

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

@DanJansen_ Omg my heart!!!! She’s so perfect, Congratulations ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[lex @lexestep]

"you seem happier" yeah i'm pouring in my own cup now instead of everyone else's

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

Constantly thinking to myself should I be the bigger person or should I go tf off

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

"I'm almost there"

Me:

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

Tweet and delete baby

[LB @lnbshr]

6/6 a real bitch was born

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

My brother goes “this chick just told me I have a smooth brain what does that mean” 😂

[EBONY @3hollor]

this is what putting together an outfit feels like

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

“Every time I’m in your car I feel like I’m at the club”

[Jordan ✨ @Jordan19456581]

The sun’s out and it’s warm, I’m so mf back baby

[Baby @Jasminearmanii]

I be makin some real good lil breakfast sandwiches