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This is one of the funniest pivots I’ve seen at the top level

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Akanji should have enough high profile mistakes to have driven him to retirement by now. So so lucky

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Dembouz reminding the world why no big club wanted him here

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Played a blinder and booked Meg a massage for the final 2 hours of the holiday so I can watch the football. Only game the bar has on is Arsenal…

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I’m pretty bored of Keane’s gimmick by now but he’s bang on with this

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@_EFCCarlos_ I can’t stand him as a commentator for this exact reason. Guy thinks he’s the analyst

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‘Lightning strikes fast’ thanks Joe Cole mate 👍

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Frimpong looks like if you got your mate from Sunday league out there. Can’t remember seeing a prem player look so terrified

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

What?

He’s been charged with THREE counts of attempted murder.

The third alleged victim is Ishmail Hussein.

What is the editorial justification for not even stating that it’s three counts of attempted murder!

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Arsenal doing a funny has completely blinded me to the fact a crap City and washed Pep are now on for a domestic treble. La Liga fans might have a point

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Cannot get over the gap in technical ability between these teams considering we spent all our money on technical players

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@PompeyJonny The game has never been more gone Jonny

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Grown man turning up to a football game with the sole intention of trying to become a meme. He’s then fucked off 10 minutes early when his supposed team are 3-0 up. Absolutely tragic

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

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Is Romero the worst ever player that people have unironically called World Class

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I know we hyped Ben Woodburn up but I actually do think we’ve got a superstar this time

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The biggest irony of tonight is that we might lose 6-0 but can’t possibly play any worse than we did here last season

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Why does shape of pasta influence so much taste of pasta

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There aren’t memes in circulation for how much Salah is playing against us

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Good lord Vicario, get Kinsky on

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Have TNT fully taken ALL FA Cup coverage then? Disgrace