Jordan Reiff

The best writer and bartender among everyone in my apartment.

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@JDVance Well, we know one thing for sure: JD Vance can count to 3.

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@cashloren @terfnurse This is hateful, uninformed bigotry and does not belong anywhere.

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@SexWithEmily Wore ankle socks, now that the weather's improving. It's strangely specific, but at least from the knee down, I'm hot.

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@laurenboebert And we all know one of our nation's grounding principles: the combination of church and state. 🤦‍♂️

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@JKernerOT And you still think you're doing the right thing?

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@Thekeksociety This is ignorant and cruel.

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@tedcruz Yes. And nothing else happened in between the inauguration and right now. That's it. Only Biden.

In other words, try holding more than one event in your mind at one time. Once.

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@BillSimmons I'm doing an auction fantasy football draft for the first time. What's best to keep in mind and what traps should I avoid?

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@readjack This could go on....all.....night.

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@LeaderMcConnell Nice extended metaphor there, Mr. Minority Leader. If only your logic weren't exaggerated, reductive, and misleading, you might be onto something.

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@LindseyGrahamSC The wall is an ineffective waste of money. That's why.

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@davidplotz City Cast is an exciting venture! My application is in. Thanks!

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@jaketapper @GavinNewsom @KamalaHarris @SteveKerr

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This guy.

#BidenHarris2020 #Vote2020

https://t.co/308hMwgwVK

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@senatemajldr 1. Separation of church and state.

2. Mr. McConnell, you are a disgrace to this country.

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@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump As the teacher said to the student with the broken pencil, you're completely missing the point.

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@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump Absentee and mail-in voting are the same thing. Problem solved.

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@vermontgmg @DonaldJTrumpJr He's a terrible person and is perpetuating violence, ignorance, and hate. AND he doesn't know the difference between a plural and a possessive. Jeez, this guy.

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@sampark1980 @thejtlewis @realDonaldTrump The problem is that that's not what the experts called it. Anything else is misleading information, which might or might not imply racial bias, whether the president intends to or not. That's the problem. It's Covid-19.