Jordan

I have never been nothing🔥

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@JeffBezos you wanna explain why tf I can’t watch anything on Prime right now except for the stupid football game?? I pay for a full service. Not for you to throttle everything but your live programming; just so you can get more viewers for your ads.

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@TheRealPSL it’s yo season bbbbbbbbbbbb ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

Dude it’s my twitter birthday and I haven’t logged in in like a year #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@elonmusk hi, can you start making boats???

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@TaraLaRosa @NYCMayor Two wrongs don’t make a right.

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@Scott4Democracy @SenSanders The funny part is you’re demanding more money from SOCIAL security. And you’re tweeting this to a socialist… there’s a common denominator here 😂

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@marmar_cpa @LightTruthpaper This is 100% the same video and exactly what he was talking about. You can even see the same people in both videos.

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@DongaldTrunk He’s just mad cause child predators make wood chippers go “Burr burr”😊

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

@billy_byrd94 Wait... what?? I mean a lot of people make antisemitic comments to Schmidt but that’s the joke.. what else am I missing?

[𝕷𝖆𝖓𝖎 @LaniGrayer]

“Some of us are”, “I’m mad too”, 🥺🥺 g. If the number of people screaming All Lives Matter, rallied behind BLACK LIVES MATTER, we’d be unstoppable. If the white supporters used their privilege to shield our bodies when things like this occur, we’d be unstoppable.

[halsey @halsey]

fired rubber bullets at us. we did not breach the line. hands were up. unmoving. and they gassed and fired.

[halsey @halsey]

do not underplay these rubber bullets bc you have been told they are “not lethal”. I had to bandage a man who looked like his entire face had exploded today. So before you say, from the comfort of your home, that we’re exaggerating, please consider the injuries some have suffered

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

The real tragedy rn is people who answered frozen to this 😳

[halsey @halsey]

how do u eat ur pop tarts

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

🙋🏼‍♀️

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

I know 2020 has been traumatic and scary in so many ways but...has anyone been like “this isn’t even my worst year, personally”

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

Man I’ve noticed how many people are fighting like crazy and how many people have announced they’re getting a divorce during this pandemic. Makes me grateful my husband and I never pretended to be anything we’re not.
Honesty- keeps us in love❤️

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

Yikes.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I, for one, am glad to see he is back, and well!

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

After careful consideration of my word choice, I’d like to formally say... @NYCMayor you can go FUCK YOURSELF

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups. This is about stopping this disease and saving lives. Period.

[Jordan @JordanATyler_]

This thread is GOLD.