Jordan Austin

Athlete

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When she's trynna diss me on her IG story but i lowkey fw the song choice

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When you went home for hydration break as a kid and Mom didn't let you go back

[slay @nemesis09066]

Pov: you get robbed in china and the police asks what he looked like 💔😭

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

When someone knows you but you don't know them.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When my mom calls me useless because i didn't remember her Facebook password

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

“Are you free after work?”

Me after work :

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you
were at 20.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

do not go broke trying to play husband at a young age.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How fast your job expects you to eat on your 30 min lunch break

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Spurs blowing another double digit lead

[Jordan Austin @JordanAustin00]

@jaiy__ Okay CT 😮‍💨

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 4x

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“We should meet up after work!”

me after getting off work:

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

City Cuts Barbershop in Kutztown, Pennsylvania, where owner Jon Escueta pays kids $3 to read books aloud during haircuts as part of the “Books by Kids” program started around 2019.