JordanMckenzie

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@ascarborough Kendall Veach!!!

[Pro Softball AU Tigers @ProSftbAUTigers]

Kendall Veach drafted by the Beijing Eagles in the 2nd round, 7th overall, in the @profastpitch draft!!!! #WarDamnPros #WarDamnVeach @kveach12 @ShougangEagles

[Jess✨ @mamimarie_1723]

I Swear I love her but this could be on America’s funniest home videos😂😭🧡

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@graceperry_28 @tp23 Or “next time I will listen to Jordan and my sister, cause they’ve both told me a thousand times. “ 🙄

[erin @ErinLPeters]

Can someone please start a store for 25 year old women?

Like I don't need EVERY shirt to be a crop top but I also don't need to dress like an old maid, ya know? I need a good in between.

Like no sparkles please, but I don't need dresses to go down to my knees

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

roses are red
violets are blue
your oils may be essential
but vaccines are too

[mik @mikaylahmillaa]

let me find out someone is texting my bf “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” bitch i’ll break ur neck iM bOrEd

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@billjones309 But I know you, don’t push her off the 3rd floor Trent, just talk about it 😂

[teasha @lateashabrost]

Just found out that IM the reason I’m broke...confused but okay

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Does anyone else’s boyfriend twitch right as they start falling asleep or is mine just malfunctioning

[bank @CashenDaBank]

Unpopular opinion: Instead of “ ‘Til death do us part” vows should say “ ‘Til the devil do us part” bc a lot folks stay cheatin👀

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@zachsanders27 It’s too early. Stop making fun of me. 🙄

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@zachsanders27 No way, will it really?

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@graceperry_28 True that

[v m @VirginiaMaLynn]

is drinking pickle juice weird

rt for: no bottoms up
like for: wtf yes

[JD  @TRUE1JD]

LOOK at this happy baby girl 😍😫😰

[JordanMckenzie @JordanAverette]

@tp23 @zachsanders27 We must be alcoholics