Jordan Chazin

Welcome to the generally unfunny intersection of ornithology, Philly sports fandom, and punny observations about language.

[Jordan Chazin @JordanChazin]

Latest lifer: Horned Grebe

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Missed the white lotus premiere, did rich people turn out to have personal foibles exacerbated by their wealth, was travel revealed as less a chance to “get away” but as proof that you never can?

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Chess guys get so mad when you call it a horse. Buddy, that's on you. You're the ones who chose to make it that exact shape.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Mrs Doubtfire ! Robin Williams is other worldly .

[pj @pjayevans]

My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.

[Swamp_Ape_Science @SouthApe]

Merry Chippus to all that celebrate
🐎🎄

[Jordan Chazin @JordanChazin]

@mfbenji I thought it was a replica guillotine which is also very “divorced dad”

[Jordan Chazin @JordanChazin]

@trevorcrumbo Does anyone on here know a way to make money fast, ideally through crypto or like blockchain

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[manic pixie cheese curd, MPH @tildawhirl]

“thank you for choosing Amtrak” no problem there are no other trains

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Haim has been oddly silent about all the news events around the world lately. Cat got your tongues, ladies? Though of course I remain a fan.

[Jordan Chazin @JordanChazin]

@Papapishu Topical!

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

I remember a woman who survived being mauled by a bear (it RIPPED HER FACE OFF) did an ama about her experience and said the worst part of the whole thing, attack, rescue, recovery, years of healing, many surgeries, was dealing with the health insurance company

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

Concerning

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

had a dream last night i was at a "hyperbole convention" and someone asked how many people were in attendance and this dude said "like a bajillion" and everyone started clapping

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

I bet the first time Charles Schulz drew Snoopy he was like oh shit hell yeah

[🥀anna🥀 @keithsrocknroll]

fun fact: thanksgiving was invented just so the band would have a good day to have their last concert on. it’s called thanksgiving because we are thankful the last waltz and the band exists