Jordan Carter

Existential nihilist, woot, that's fun.

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

Do you know what we do with suicidal people in NZ that ask for help? We tell them to go to the emergency department and sit there alone and cold for hours on end. Our mental health system is so severely broken. How do we fix it? 😭

[Buildkite @buildkite]

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[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@timClicks Whats your take on Jeff's Thousand Brains Theory of Intelligence, and specifically hierarchical temporal memory? Personally I think in the longterm it will have more capabilities than LLMs

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@timClicks @sminnee Did you ask chatgpt "How do I say I'm on the fence with the most words as possible?" 🙃

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@RobbieNicol People like you make it just a bit better 💛 Thanks for engaging with a fan, have a great weekend

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@RobbieNicol just climbing out from under my rock, what was the main thing that happened this week? You must be the most cryptic tweeter I follow 🙃 especially those tweet and delete situations you dabble in

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

Using support chat in the app now, and it's having trouble connecting to the server. You folks fighting fires everywhere today huh?

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@SparkNZ whats up with whatsapp messaging this morning? I'm onto my 4th agent as they keep disconnecting and being replaced with someone new. I keep having to repeat myself, my frustration levels are growing.

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

The 5th agent is nobody, nobody is responding now

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

All of the dumbest people I know believe shit they read on social media.

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

Guess not 🙄

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

Will I be allowed to tweet @[email protected] ?

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@cameron_prebble Welcome home fella

[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@arniesean Oh wow. That 'failed' cyber attack was spectacularly successful one would think

[NZ Transport Agency Waka Kotahi @nztamain]

We don't send text message reminders. Watch out for a scam text message telling you to renew your licence within 24 hours.

You can tell it's a scam because we don't send out text messages, and it comes from an Australian number (beginning with +61, Australia's country code).

[Buildkite @buildkite]

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[Jordan Carter @JordanDCarter]

@NickRawcliffeAF Congrats 👏 I look forward to watching it in full. I followed the start live but then I had to parent the kids. Well deserved! I stopped watching after you dispatched those two wraiths, I really thought that was going to be the end of it. GG