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HOLY GOOF

[Hoffiñator @JordanDHoffman]

ATLANTA HASNT BEEN BURNED THIS BAD SINCE SHERMAN MARCHED THROUGH. WHAT THE FUCK @MLB

[Andrew McInerney @RealMcInerney]

@AtlantaFalcons

[Hoffiñator @JordanDHoffman]

@dmasonATL That about sums it up.

[Maureen McCann @MaureenMcCann13]

It was a brief storm so I had to move... really had to move to get this mention on-air!! 💀⚡️🌹

[Bret Michaels @bretmichaels]

#OneYearAgo this weekend was the celebration of our good friend @guyfieri’s ⭐️ on the #HollywoodWalkOfFame following their awesome time together at #Stagecoach - congrats on the anniversary Guy! - Team Bret 🤘

[Benjamin Watson @BenjaminSWatson]

“There is nothing I dread so much as the division of the republic into two great parties, each arranged under its leader, and concerting measures in opposition to each other. This.....is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our constitution.” - John Adams

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - Now Dr Fauchi Says Staying Closed For Too Long Could Cause “Irreparable Damage”

[David Lemieux @lemieuxdavid]

43 years ago today @GratefulDead played the Fox Theatre in Atlanta, GA, a show later released on CD as Dick's Picks Vol. 29.

[Hoffiñator @JordanDHoffman]

@zgreenie Two thumbs down

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@stoolpresidente Well said! Please run for office. The politicians & unelected bureaucrats who stole our liberty should be tarred, feathered & thrown out of town!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Don’t. An hour in the weight room is more valuable than a lifetime of voting.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[Kevin Keneely @KevinKeneely1]

Four players have had 60+ home runs and 50+ stolen bases through their age 21 season, in MLB history.

Ken Griffey Jr. (60 HR/50 SB)
Alex Rodriguez (64 HR/51 SB)
Mike Trout (62 HR/83 SB)
Ronald Acuña Jr. (67 HR/53 SB)

Acuña is the only player to do this in under 325 games (251).

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Really makes you wonder…

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

On this day in 1965, a scrappy R&B band called the Warlocks played their first gig at Magoo's Pizza Parlor in Menlo Park CA. It became a weekly thing. Later they would change their name to... the @GratefulDead.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

I mean, he’s got a point…😂