Jordan Short 🌐

Visual artist, art director, and brand strategist creating for great people and brands.

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

🎵 be my be my (nepo)baby 🎵

[Reid Parker @ReidParker_]

My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings.
Pay teachers more

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please don’t quote me the price when i haven’t got the time

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

true apologies
involve
changed behavior

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

“mom, I need nighttime relief.”

– my six-year-old after seeing a nyquil commercial

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we're here but should we have come?

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

a quick reminder from ur friend bo

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

the irony

[Netflix @netflix]

Welcome to the last Blockbuster on Earth.

From the writers of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Superstore and the creator of Happy Endings comes Blockbuster, a new comedy starring Randall Park and Melissa Fumero. Premieres November 3.

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

nature is healing

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Facebook parent Meta is cutting staff for the first time in its history, according to multiple media reports. https://t.co/Q1i1ozqE4c

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making friends as an adult

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floating like a cannonball

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

gestalt: something that is made of many parts and yet is somehow more than or different from the combination of its parts

been thinking a lot about how to create/achieve this in more areas of my life

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

hadn't been told to *make the logo bigger* in quite a while but it happened again this week soooo

glad to know i still got it

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

from the studio that brought you

*she knighted me in secret*

comes

*i declassified them in my mind*

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

graham crackers and nutella. that's it. that's the tweet

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monarchy experts pls explain

[jumbs0r @Jumbso]

how can he be charlie iii when they're already up to charlie xcx

[Jordan Short 🌐 @JordanDShort]

buying

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

We're proud to announce our first collaboration with @Pixar: WALL•E (2008), directed by Andrew Stanton, entering the Collection on 4K this November! https://t.co/1T7kQ7nsSY

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help a girl out

[Catherine Short @ashortblonde]

So how does one get their @facebook account back after it was “flagged” for violating community standards. It’s saying it’s been too to review despite it being under review?? I’m literally in outlander book club groups and mom pages where we share about nap schedules?!

[Frankie @FrankiesYourFav]

Don’t you get it? There IS no Don’t Worry Darling. All of this is the movie. The trailer, the feuds, the relationship, the custody papers, the press, spitting on Chris Pine, kissing Nick Kroll, all of this is the movie