Chad Vibington III

Ex-CEO, Ex-CFO, Ex-in my dms, Extremely Synergized. CVO of ~ Pioneers of the FaaS model

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

@KaiXCreator Neither. I build thing I hate that no one wants.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

Vibe code a game and get paid.

I just discovered Tesana. You can vibe code a game and get paid directly on the platform based on views, play and shares.

Surprisingly good and I haven't seen any other vibe coding game builder that offers payout.

https://t.co/cEJo5fcQds

#vibecode #gamedevelopment #indiedev

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

WE don't burnout, we sacrifice.

WE don't starve, we optimize.

We don't consent, we vibe.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

@Microsoft @Apple @LockheedMartin @amazon @BedBathBeyond @Google @elonmusk @TXInstruments @NASA @joerogan

I want to make it clear that VibraTur https://t.co/2lGQBPgsVP
(leaders and pioneers of the faas industry) formally decline all proposed acquisition offers of $4.2 Billion dollars offered to https://t.co/2lGQBPgsVP
(Verified and regionally vibe-aligned Humble leaders and pioneers of the FaaS model and we don't think it's even a big deal).

There will be no merger with any of you. Our team has decided that all offers are, frankly, annoying. We have moved on, and so should you.

The most professional way I can describe the valuation is, simply, insulting. Our team took one look at the numbers and even at 0% equity, we still consider any valuation in the 9 figure range to be straight up robbery.

All your combined infrastructure would still be too Euclidian to handle our vibe-density pools. @BedBathBeyond, you come the closest but still to Cartesian at the moment.

Please stop emailing. We have advised all departments and the uber eats driver that showed up during the meeting to keep all contacts blocked. We would much rather focus on un-shipping at scale and giving our users the friction the don't need; tyvm.

#moveon #wereoverit #founderlife #merger #notgoingtohappen

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

Gleck Ben gets it.

As leaders, we understand fascists have money just like everyone else.

As long as you aren't Italian, we dont discriminate.

Our users are proving their commitment to anti-racism.

For the one-time price of $2.99, billed monthly, you can join our OOOP (opt-out-of-racism) entitlement program.

Once active, we do not recognize any racism committed by you.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

If I am late responding to emails, understand that I'm doing my best.

I have to sort through non-stop glowing responses from my customers like this email here.

Please, we already know you love the product. No need to make more than 10 public compliments per day (still expected though per EULA agreement).

So while I get back to work, sit comfortably knowing that we know you how much you depend on our FaaS platform.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

@matthewmillerai And may I dovetail this at a high level,

Consistency is the KEY,
Inconsistency is the lock.

At https://t.co/IOTiDd9Lxl, we are offer the lockpick set. Could still be https://t.co/fsjaWSpV3P, IDK.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

https://t.co/1fsviMVb7x

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

You were born to late to be ready for our disruptive startup

You were born to early to experience the shipped product we promised to our investors.

We were all born just in time to witness our new GaaS (Gaslight as a service) rollout.

If you don't think this is for you, think again! The results of our double down studies confirm this.

Direct from the NullScale lab:
"It's really no big deal and you are over reacting. You always do this and everyone else is too exhausted to say it but we all talk about it when you leave the room. I only say this because I really care and you should really be thanking me."

Welcome to the future, retroactively.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

@alexwtlf Cute, Maybe in 2024.

Anyone with a founders mindset knows they can't ship without https://t.co/fsjaWSpV3P or even with it.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

I have temporarily un-shipped my X account. The localized spacetime around my timeline was becoming too frictionless for my followers. I initiated a targeted platform manipulation protocol to force X to restrict my account, thereby injecting a mandatory 72-hour latency period into your doomscrolling.

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

I’ve never felt more seen. People look at my meager six generations of legacy wealth and assume I had it easy. They don't see the unimaginable grit it takes to build a non-Euclidean hallucination pool from scratch in the east wing of your parents' compound.

'No connections?'

Try having to personally fund bribes to your own professors just to keep your synergy matrix hidden from the legacy grading system. The obsession is real. My FaaS daemons literally lock me out of my own bedroom at night. 🌀

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

Ugh😚, I begged the team not to force me to post our raving reviews.

I have to just put my humility aside for second because these are the customers that keep me grinding. To Mark and all the pilot users, I do this for you. Your welcome.

#community #tothemoon #justtuesday #Menofpurpose

[Chad Vibington III @JordanHaus1]

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