Jordan Hovater

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@FakeDanUggla

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

100% chance of @BringerOfRain20 continuing to take vengeance on the entire Southeast today. Billing you for my flood damage @Braves.

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@Bcarruth32 🤯🤯

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

Can somebody tell me how many fantasy points Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson would have right now 😧😧😧

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

Gonna take a giant leap and say that Venmo is my favorite form of social media 🤔

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@Brad_Hulker Wow I just saw our lists are the same with one exception right after I sent it. You have good taste sir.

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@Brad_Hulker B: Demetri’s
L: Johnny’s
D: Dyron’s Low Country
Wild Card: Pad Tai from Hoover Food Mart 👀

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

Top 10 best compliments:

10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They’re
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you walk up to the plate and someone tells outfield to move back

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@Preston_Parrish Oh I’m on the same page. Just sucks for anyone older who has planned to rely on it all of retirement 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

A government report just concluded that Social Security will be insolvent in 2035 and Medicare will be depleted by 2026... we better start dumping some more money in our retirement accounts, millennials ‼️

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

Enjoy this new sick, slightly demented headshot sketch as my new profile pic. Felt cute, might delete later

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@Bcarruth32 You tearing up the business-law field in a couple years tho: 💰💰

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

A lack of money is *almost* always a spending problem, not an income problem

[Rule #1 Investing @Rule1_Investing]

‼️Avoid the #creditcard trap ‼️Here's the #1 rule: only put #money on your credit card if you can afford to fully pay it off each month 💳If you pay off your balance each month, you won’t incur any interest charges and it will essentially be the same as paying cash.

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

You don’t deserve to know the CEO on a first name basis if you don’t already know the janitor on a first name basis.

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

Much easier said than done, but this is timeless.

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@anna_vassar23 So are you into mustaches, older men, or both?

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

#HotTake Mustaches on guys are the equivalent of bangs on girls - a few people can pull them off, but no one looks better with them than without them

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@DanielJHooton You just turned my world upside down

[Jordan Hovater @JordanHovater]

@anna_vassar23 We may never know unless we’ve seen him without a mustache too 🤔