Jordan Lane

25. Professional binge watcher. Softball fanatic. Forgotten middle child. Failing adult.

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

@portofsubs Family get together in the backyard! #portofsubs #4thofJuly

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

@MFP_Ops Is anyone still having issues with this? I don't know why the app sometimes syncs but sometimes doesn't. #myfitnesspal #fitbit

[Benedict Cumberbatch @Cumberbitches]

Alas, down 200 followers for tweeting about the fact that #BlackLivesMatter. If you have a problem with people speaking out about racism then you are a PART of the problem. Black voices shouldn’t be silenced because you’re not comfortable acknowledging their struggles. Bye 👋

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

@MFP_Ops MyFitnessPal won’t sync with Fitbit. I’ve disconnected and connected again. Nothing. What should I do?

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

Well that was the worst dream of my entire life. #mybrainismesseduo #WTH #howcouldi #wow #nomoresleep

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

Who in the heck is letting me make my own decisions?! Ridiculous. #imadeamistake #whenmomainthappy #sodumb #mightaswellbeateenager

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

Lots of pain from waist down to knee. No sleep. Freezing. I feel awful. #stupidgroininjury #ow #ijustwanttosleep #ineedheavydrugs #electricfiregoing

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

Guess I’m going jean shopping by myself. Nothing is as important as A. #allbymyself #newjeans #mighthavegonedownasize #oldnavy

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

#FrankCostanzaForever

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

I miss my softball buddies. #mytruefriends #softballforlife #softballwithdrawal #beenwatchingalotofcollegesoftball #collegesoftball #softball

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

How am I still amazed with how stupid people are? #youthinkidbeusedtoit #stupidpeople #embarrassedforhumanity

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

@ESPNU can you PLEASE just show the full softball game?! I am so sick of seeing them skip the game ahead. Knock it off. #collegesoftball #OKLvsALB #2019games #softball

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

The Top 10 Plays from the #WCWS 🥎:
🔟 @UCLASoftball
9️⃣ @UCLASoftball
8️⃣ @CowgirlSB
7️⃣ @CowgirlSB
6️⃣ @UWSoftball & @ArizonaSoftball
5️⃣ @OU_Softball
4️⃣ @UWSoftball & @ArizonaSoftball
3️⃣ @UCLASoftball
2️⃣ @CowgirlSB
1️⃣ @UCLASoftball

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

When are we getting new softball commentators? #WCWS2019 #softball

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

RETWEET for you chance to win a pair of theme night packages to @Stranger_Things Day this Saturday at Miller Park! Each package includes a ticket to the game & a special t-shirt.

🎟️: https://t.co/CqAqevRPL9

Rules: https://t.co/RMOlMIzaWQ

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

Kelly Barnhill throws the final pitch of her storied @GatorsSB career.

#WCWS

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

Major respect to Kelly Barnhill. Honored to watch you play these past few years. #FloridaGators #WCWS2019 #softball

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

BUt, ChRIstiAN YeLich can'T hIT On THE rOad. #THIsiSmyCREW

[Jordan Lane @JordanLane27]

Softball Saturday. Watching my sister play on Facebook Live and #WCWS2019 on my tablet. #softballsaturday #softball #missingtheolddays