SamuraiJack

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

@2arhaa Coco - Thank me l8r

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

Cyril be like, "Ma'am can I do my oral during break?"

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

Quarintine feels so much longer when you wake up in the AM

[CRAYATOR @crayator]

man people getting hornier during social isolation I swear the things I'm reading

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

@celsofabz @tsotsobe_asa This tweet is so underappreciated! 👐❤

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

I will not let you down, king

[Nakhro🦚 @roopksran]

Quarantine summed up in 2 pics🙃

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

@LukeBoylan69 @TheBigKezShow You are the smartest man alive

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭'𝓼 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷 @LiammFourie]

nobody :

white girl whatsapp statuses :

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

@caronavirus please just don't take Will Ferrell

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

Don't lie, I know you bop to Post Malone

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

Hype the booi 🙌

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

@louizvuittondon

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

Dating in Port Elizabeth is like playing Minesweeper with different friend groups

[SamuraiJack @JordanLee_Paton]

@rodrickjeking You're seriously a real one if you get this

[Tesla @Tesla]

(Reminder: your Tesla is also kind of the world’s greatest tent.)

[andrew @AndrewChamings]

accidentally opened my eyes during prayer at church and saw jesus doing the worm

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

the only thing men collectively have is the audacity