Jordan Carson

I am a cool guy who enjoys life as much as I can. I am Dutch, English, Cuban, German, and French.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@thedebralea You must be a stupid blonde. I heard Trump loves blonde bimbos down in Mar-a-Lago

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@IngrahamAngle Yep, everything’s under control. Just like COVID-19 right? That turned out very well.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@ForgiatoBlow47 No

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@GuntherEagleman What happened to Trump 2028? I thought you guys wanted a dictator?

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@MamdaniWatch No. Get over yourself.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@GuntherEagleman Not while wearing the uniform. End of story.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@dustinemills47 He was a crook. Stop telling me he was great!

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@MeghanMcCain Such staged bullshit. You’re a lot smarter than that. Low poll numbers, failing economy, I know, I’ll have another “attempt assassination” on my life, that worked the last time.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@GuntherEagleman Such staged bullshit.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@VickieforNYC Such stage bullshit.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@RealHickory Such state bullshit. I can’t believe you actually believe in that nonsense. Low poll numbers, failing economy, I know, I’ll have another “attempt assassination” on my life, that worked the last time.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@jammles9 @catturd2 @HistorianUSA1 Oh really because I fucking hate his guts, so why don’t you treat me?

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@catturd2 Land doesn’t vote idiot.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@naomirwolf Why should it? I met you several years ago and you seem to have a decent head on your shoulders, but it seems like you’ve changed a lot and not for the better.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@LindaTraitz No, they are not. I took the vaccine and I’m still here. Am under the theory where all died during the pandemic and we don’t even know it.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@sidrosenberg19 Run in 2029? Why don’t you run to the plastic surgeon and get yourself another facelift?

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@LindaTraitz Still having COVID live rent-free in your brain? The pandemic was six years ago. You need to seriously move on with your life.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@LauraLoomer @BarackObama @ZohranKMamdani What exactly is disgusting? By reading the kids a book and singing songs? You need seriously need to get help. Serious mental health.

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@WhiteHouse Let him cook? This motherfucker can’t cook! 😂 all he eat is McDonald’s and KFC!

[Jordan Carson @JordanMCarson]

@JoannAriola32 The whole world saw this coverage. What exactly is this communist? You’re gonna get a phone call from me this coming Monday to please explain yourself.