Beer Engineer

you can burn a twix but you can’t melt a flake

[Stuart Millard @franticplanet]

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I am Gary Barlow's son!"

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

prepare for the longest nautical metaphor you’ll hear today

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

@SaulBayjoo is up there with OJ in terms of godawful blokes

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

In the queens vaults is about 60% Welsh, 40% Scottish but 100% Italian

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

@lmjms_ welcome back xxx

[Michael Lowe @Michael96860884]

One of the finest acts of sportsmanship ever😂

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

Gelert made us all cry x

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

completely forgot @lmjms_ is a goth

[Nigel Owens MBE @Nigelrefowens]

Anyone in Portalbot with jump leads ?Izuzu won’t start . Just a constant clicking noise . Anyone got an idea what it maybe ?

[Pitbull @pitbull]

#NewProfilePic

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

i’ve never not rizzled and i’ve never not kicked

[𝒍𝒐𝒖 @sharpaylovemail]

@JumboCube rent free

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

@trolleyollie will you stop it now

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

I would like to ask you, will you come to toby carvery with me

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

@trolleyollie he’s only gone and done it, get in

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

If by some miracle wales beat england, i can’t wait to return to this cult hero @trolleyollie

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

“2-0? It could’ve been 5 or 6, we were honestly shocking! 😬

“#ENG on Tuesday, there’s no reason why we can’t beat them." 👀

These Welsh fans remain optimistic they can still qualify for the knockouts!

#FIFAWorldCup  #TSWorldCup

[Beer Engineer @JordanMilly]

@lmjms_ rogue typo surely

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Game changer! Sir Tom Jones announces he has donated 10,000 sex bombs to the Ukrainian armed forces