JordanNoHandleYet

Freelance web developer. Student of iOS. Co-host of the @Fireside_Swift podcast. Game nerd, bicycle nerd, dog owner. He/Him.

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@TommyPrezioso @fireside_swift @SteveArd @MrMcSwiftface @Heffertron Oh no @fireside_swift, they found us.

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What’s everyone’s favorite file format?

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@BrevinBlalock I see your Star Wars lyrics, and raise you this.

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@BrevinBlalock @MrMcSwiftface This reminds me of when my job hired someone who’s last name was listed as “Null”.

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Friday night after a long week at work. Perfect time to pour a beer, fire up the Xbox, and… not be able to launch anything because of an outage. Great 👍

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@MrMcSwiftface @Heffertron @Matt_B4DG3R Well yeah, but I’ve slept since then.

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@BrevinBlalock I use the one built into my 2015 MacBook Pro. It works well enough, if you’re into wimpy membrane keyboards.

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This has to be our most professional episode yet. We’re sorry. Join @JordanNoHandle, @MrMcSwiftface & @Heffertron to find out why. 🔥🔥🔥 #SwiftLang #iOSDev https://t.co/HNEToiI13R

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@MrMcSwiftface Nothing goes together quite like sensitive electronics and saltwater spray.

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@BrevinBlalock @MrMcSwiftface @joecab @fireside_swift @Heffertron @SWBerard Yeah sorry I missed you bud. Of all the weekends to miss recording…

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@StewartLynch If they’re citing a violation of ‘Rule III’ that’s both silly and pedantic.

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Exactly the kind of energy I have most morning.

[Scott Manley @DJSnM]

Me: performs checklists from memory to control complex systems.

also Me: Starts coffee grinder without checking whether hopper is in place.

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@joecab @fireside_swift @Heffertron @SWBerard @MrMcSwiftface Is he not correct?

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@fireside_swift @Heffertron @SWBerard @MrMcSwiftface The takeaway here is “don’t write code while you’re tired.” The other takeaway is “don’t agree to help people move.”

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@fireside_swift @Heffertron @SWBerard @MrMcSwiftface Full disclosure: I was battling exhaustion when we recorded this episode. I *know* I misspoke about one technical thing (I later corrected myself) but I would be surprised if it was only the one time.

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@joecab @fireside_swift @MrMcSwiftface @SWBerard @Heffertron And here you are, speaking of it.

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Just found out at work that we hired someone with ‘Null’ as a surname. The IT dept. let out a collective “uhhhhhh…”.

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@MrMcSwiftface

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LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES… This week on Fireside Swift with @MrMcSwiftface, @JordanNoHandle, @SWBerard, @Heffertron and a special guest who already deleted their Twitter account 😂🔥 #SwiftLang #iOSDev https://t.co/vARCD77Yw1