Jordan🔋

contract data analyst / American attorney & investor / ex-Tesla sales & logistics / John 3:16

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

my excitement for Tesla vehicles in 2026 summed up in one perfect photo

a Tesla Semi pulling a full load (8 cars) of Tesla CyberCabs

COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Tesla Semi towing 8 Production Cybercabs.

The Vertical Integration is beautiful.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Today’s mission includes a demo of a new vehicle that will enable affordable, routine access to the microgravity environment for scientific research and in-space manufacturing. After demonstrating controlled flight, the spacecraft will splash down in the Pacific Ocean

[Starbase Brewing @StarbaseBrewing]

Excited to announce we flew our second mission, MicroBrew-2, on @SpaceX's Starfall Demo mission yesterday!

This launch carried a payload called the Brewery Archive Space Exposure Demonstrator which held dozens of different strains of brewing yeasts, distiller’s yeasts, and wine yeasts from around the world. (Hint: we miiiight be announcing some insanely cool new products soon...👀) We also included seeds from a bunch of native Texas plants, including Bluebonnets! Next we'll analyze the yeast strains and seeds to see how they adapted to the spaceflight environment.

This was the successor to our MicroBrew-1 and OASIS missions that were performed on the International Space Station last year. In MicroBrew-1, an astronaut combined wort and yeast (the same two ingredients using in brewing beer) so we could study alcohol fermentation in microgravity. The OASIS experiment successfully grew the first-ever crops in soil in space. Humanity is still in the early days of orbital manufacturing but we aim to stay at the forefront of it!

Huge shoutout to the SpaceX team for the incredible opportunity to fly on a new vehicle. And we have some more exciting announcements coming up related to this mission so stay tuned!

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

@fadule_ beautiful situational compositions of the benefits here

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @andrewrsorkin Of the course the answer is yes. Elon is demonstrably a force for good.

Piers you think he’s not because you get flamed on Twitter/X?

[Harvey @harvey]

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[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Starlink has now partnered with 41 airlines worldwide, covering more than 7,000 aircraft under installation or contract.

[Matt Garman @mattsgarman]

Excited to share that Grok 4.3 from @elonmusk's @xai is now available on Amazon Bedrock.

Customers pick the right model for the right job, and we keep making that easier: https://t.co/N2Fbeg7CIA

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

HUNCH: Elon will announce the SpaceX/Tesla merger at the next-gen Roadster reveal. The vehicle will have rocket thrusters

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

SPACEX SHARES CLOSED THE DAY UP 20%

THIS MEANS THE COMPANY ADDED $412B TO ITS MARKET CAP TODAY

THIS IS THE MOST VALUE A COMPANY HAS EVER GAINED IN A SINGLE DAY IN HISTORY

$SPCX

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Imagine if we played the entire World Cup in SEC and BIG 10 stadiums instead of soulless NFL corporate slop stadiums.

THIS is the real America.
Not some parking lot in Arlington.

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

@elonmusk Wow wow weewa

[Space Investor @SpaceInvestor_D]

The Great Space Corridor

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

@Starlink I hope people don’t take for granted global internet connection in remote areas.

This has historically been impossible, shoddy, or unreliable.

Now Starlink provides connection to the world for those formerly left out

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kanye stopped by the SpaceX rocket factory today.

[Yunyu Lin (yun/yu) @yunyu_l]

Marco Rubio finding out he has to be the CEO of Anthropic after it gets nationalized

[Penny2x @imPenny2x]

Elon is basically my business partner now.

We own Tesla and SpaceX together.

But I make him do all the hard work.

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

@SMB_Attorney Seems like a ponzi scheme where bigger verdicts are chased, awarded, and distributed amongst those at the top of the pyramid. Creates interesting incentives to litigate and take everything you can from your opponent

[Jordan🔋 @JordanP100D]

My buddy got me back into the Pokemon card scene after showing me the new alt art cards in the Original 151 set release (which is awesome)

But you see empty aisles & vending machines so often that it totally dampens the fun of the collecting hobby

99% of the time you’ll never seen any one of these machines without being sold out because ppl with nothing better to do than hoarding new card supply and reselling for 200-600% markups online are camping them for restocks

[Citrini @citrini]

I really have to get better at buying whatever the President of the United States says to buy.