Jordan Retzlaff

Football Junkie. Co-owner of Pick Six Cattle. Enjoyer of cold beer.

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@DownGoesBrown Very important question in the group chat. Is Keith Tkachuck the last ever Thrasher to make the hall of fame?

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@taydutton17 @cullenoncurling I could definitely whip up some elite 5th end snacks. And I’ve proven myself to be an above average bartender for the nights in the patch.

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@CraigBaird @taydutton17

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@RadioClayton It’s a dead ringer for Abbey. One of my faves.

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@fasselin94 pretty sure that was a “fuck I burnt it” nothing says long weekend like yelling “there’s a fuck” at my tv in the morning.

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@fasselin94 I love the #fuckticker but I think RR fucks need to be worth more. Dropping F bombs on live tv with less stakes shows commitment to the fuck game

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@DownGoesBrown If my (fast and poor) research is right. You nailed all 5.

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@DownGoesBrown On the leafs broadcast they said Tavares can become one of 5 players to score 200 goals for two teams. Where do I look this up? Or do you just know the others?

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@andystaples @AriWasserman Every part of me wants a triple option team in the playoff. Thanks for the info

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@andystaples @AriWasserman Playoff seeding question. What happens if Army and or Navy wins the AAC then loses the rivalry game the next week? Would playoff matchups be set by then? I didn’t do a lot of research.

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@CoachDanCasey @OkayestCoach still love it

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@Devin_Heroux Has anyone gone undefeated in a Scotties (or equivalent previously) before? Top of my head I couldn’t come up with one that had.

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@DownGoesBrown This saddens me as a fan.

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@DownGoesBrown
When did it become that every trade is a “blockbuster”? The Lindholm trade has a few pieces, but is it really a blockbuster? What is the cutoff to become a “blockbuster” trade?

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@OkayestCoach I think it’s possible that if you just hang around the job you’re already good at. You keep building leverage for when you do want the HC job. Maybe you get a little more control than most first time HC’s

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@AriWasserman Michigan
Washington
Bama
FSU

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@AriWasserman @B1G_Ryan For the record. I would say I lean anti 12 team. I liked it when teams had to at least flirt with perfection to hang a natty.

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@AriWasserman @B1G_Ryan Ari, I understand what you’re saying. But isn’t that exactly the point you’ve been making about how the 12 team playoff doesn’t help programs like UCF? It just gives the Bama’s of the world another chance.

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@JGoldberg12 Joe Kelly