Jordan Green

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

@NespressoUK It's taken me 3 weeks and 4 phone calls to get my replacement aeroccino finally... I never expected to get such a bad service!!

[Weener ��🏻 @KT_ARMSTRONG91]

@JordanSamGreen https://t.co/CIJSdMMfH1

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

These new bitches in @E4Chelsea need a fucking slap, I hope @BinkyFelstead puts the cheap trolls back in there pig troughs #MIC

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

@Monarch I will forward it to you now.

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

@Monarch any chance you want to reply to my email I sent you over 3 weeks ago? #badcustomerservice

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

I don't give a shit about the Super Bowl, I just wanna get in my skin tight jeans b ur teenage dream tonight @katyperry💅#KatyPerrySuperBowl

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

Just opened my brand new bottle of @Abercrombie Fierce, and it's green and doesn't smell at all!! Not Happy #joke #abercrombie 😡

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

@katiewheeler21 @TheMindBlowing OMG😱 I am so jealous!! This is like my dream... Can we go to Norway?

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

Apprentice just isn't the same with @TheLuluLife #TheApprentice

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

I know they call me bipolar Paula 💅#ValentinesDay

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

Haha love @OfficialMelB on @TheXFactor

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

I get asked 2 look up someone's employment details at work with the last name Burke, 2 which I reply as in Alexandra Burke @alexandramusic 🙈

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

Can't stop listening to @ArianaGrande's new album 💃😍 #MyEverything

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

Overall excited that @ArianaGrande new album has leaked!! #gay

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

So I have been back from holiday 6 weeks now and I have gone through 4 charger cables in that time... Sort it out @APPLEOFFIClAL #pileofcrap

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

“@LaurenESharpe: @JordanSamGreen get your dick out” you would like that would you 😜🍆

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

@Monarch stop sending me emails with flight deals, just reply to my compensation letter with my money! I will NEVER fly with you again! #bye

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

Just casually walking around my garden in my boxers!! #feelingfree

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

I have @katyperry the one that got away stuck in head... Been singing it all morning #sadbastard #theonethatgotaway

[Jordan Green @JordanSamGreen]

I just want to go to sleep!! 😭😭