Jordan Sparkman

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@0305commonsense @WallStreetMav That’s insane. Did you find savings? If you’d like I can look into your insurance, if you’re in Missouri. Shoot me a message, I can do auto quotes pretty quick and give ya an answer.

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@TheoVon said “life don’t have to be perfect to start living” I needed that. Constantly struggle with that. We working on it.

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@Netflix got 1 more price raise before I dust off the ole VCR

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

RYAN GARCIA STAYS UNDEFEATED 🥊

He knocks out Javier Fortuna in the 6th to move to 23-0 😤

(via @GoldenBoyBoxing)

[TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube]

it's happening! ✨ picture-in-picture is slowly rolling out for YouTube on iPhone & iPad, & just like on Android, will be avail to:

Premium members globally &
non-Premium members in US (non-music only)

it’s been a long time coming 😌 all the details ➡️ https://t.co/mNbPWWE21n

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

GET THAT TATTOO
YOUR
FAMILY
IS
ALREADY
DISAPPOInTED

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawali?
Or just a low ha.

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

It’s crazy to think that a little less than 2000 years ago.. you could take your date to the Roman Colosseum, watch someone get mauled by a lion, while 50,000 people cheered, and you snack on sausage and wine.

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and
stones." ~ Albert Einstein

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

Whoever decided to put 4 muffins in da “Little Bites” come outside I just wanna talk

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

I recently watched King Richard, bruuuhhhh, what a good movie.. highly recommend! 🎾

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

Got 5 stars on gta, just to feel wanted 🔥🔥🔥

[Lawrence King @lawrencekingyo]

The fact that an 18 year old

Can't take out a $10,000 business loan

But Can take out a $100,000 Student loan

Tells you everything you need to know

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@Evi3Zamora Dude's over here inspecting the cat like he's in wildlife management class while putting the undertaker choke on the lil shit... "ITS A BOBCAT" 😂😅😅

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

So happy they didn’t add a laugh track to #TheOffice .. it would’ve ruined the show completely.

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

Bruhhhhh I’m deadddd 😂☠️

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

me at nike headquarters tomorrow

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@eliseger23 ❤️

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

A year ago this was our last normal week and nobody knew it

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@eliseger23 WHY YOU TWEETING AND NOT SLEEPING THEN?!???!

[Jordan Sparkman @JordanSparkman]

@_Slayze @RocMacaroniVibe @MacIsA10 Naw, not even at a movie.. Marley and me was close though 😅