Jordan, the DM

A PNW native. Survived six years in the US Army, and countless more dungeons around the gaming table. Welder, amateur blacksmith, Esperanto, ukulele. Roll init!

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@MagicMissileRPG Rusty Thom

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

Congrats on making a sandwich racist. You ignorant MFers. And by the way, "Russian dressing" is an American invention. You total knobs.

[RAY & MIKE'S DELI @RayandMikesDeli]

Come in today to try our newest sandwich - the “Cluckin Thousand Island”. It’s the same as the Cluckin Russian, but we don’t call it that anymore.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@war_noir Almost looks like airsoft

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@jephjacques I don't know who you think you are, but this slander of my boy Cosmo will not stand! #CosmoDidNothingWrong #FreeCosmo #Cosmo2024

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@dani_hyunxo @BritMartinez @ZubyMusic tl;dr "if you don't believe what I believe, please don't become a teacher. It's counteracting my attempts to brainwash your children with CCP progaganda".

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

Shut up, cuckaclops.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Stop this bullshit right now.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@McDonalds what kinda unamerican, warm beer drinkin, beans on toast eatin, nonsense is this? A spoon to eat my burger? Heck, wanna kick my dog and pee on my sofa while you're at it? Smdh. Disrespect.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

Oh no. Looks like @tacobell accidentally put some beef and cheese on my beef and cheese burrito. I assume it's an accident since it's such a paltry, miniscule amount.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@BavarianMeats not that I'm complaining, because both are awesome... But this is definitely a spicy sausage in a normal wrapper.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@jephjacques Ever thought about exploring Bubbles' combat vet side more? Even just having her bump into a former squadmate on the street who's on their way to the VA. I never really got the idea of representation in art until I saw her living her best life post-military.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@BattleboardGame got my order in today and had to immediately set it up. Amazing! #dnd

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@BarskaOptics just picked up the VX-100 vest w/ leg carriers. Really slick system, rubberized straps give me the sense of security no other leg holster has. But the pistol holster broke a button first time I took it off, does this fall under "wear and tear" and void the warranty?

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

Just did an event in Fremont with @citycateringsea and those folks were amazing. Kind, professional, friendly. Love when fellow vendors make each other's day a little brighter. #lasertaglive #seattle

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

Get your stupid ads out of the way and give me the cat! We want the caaaatttttttt!

[Google @Google]

Why not surprise kitty back with some catnip or a toy mouse? Use Google Search to find the best stores near you. https://t.co/NmhJLC9QVu

[Ian Laking @IHLaking]

if you need some wholesomeness today here’s a husky gently booping a balloon 🎈

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

I'm a part of this team. My brother spent most of his life at Children's in Seattle. Gonna try to raise some money for them.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

A tale as old as time.

[Garbage Patch Millennials @Mercuricality]

“We has so much fun why didn’t you come with us???” Because I wasn’t INVITED... probably why.

[Jordan, the DM @JordanTheDM]

@Mercuricality when will you be returning to Seattle? I need to plan a feast/DnD game for you.

[Kei 淇✨🌙| june preorders end June 26th @samzikei]

I made a scrapbook for dnd tomorrow with my spells and character sheet huff i hope im ready