Jordan

I invented the perfect push up.

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

@JuIianCortes24 Drop the g

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

@BetWithBlake @USPS @USPSHelp Lol hell yeah brother but it will not take away from the fact that usps is literal dog shit

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

@Wario64 It's been amazing seeing Microsoft and Sony go back and forth the last 2 weeks to see who can make the dumbest decisions. The console wars are back!

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

I love LeBron and will be a fan forever. I hope he comes home for a proper farewell where it all began.

But the idea (and likely outcome) that he plays for the Warriors is just so repulsive to me given the battles between 2015-2018.

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

@ShamsCharania The JAIL BLAZERS are BACK BABBYYYYYYYYYYY

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

Fully expecting to see a cut away from the game to show Rocchio gnawing on crayons in the dug out. What the fuck is this defense?

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

Imagine having 7 ft 5 Wemby on your team and you take a mid range jumper to end the game down 1 lmfao

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

@PokemonDealsTCG Man mega darkrai gotta be one of the wackest designs ever considering how goated Darkrai is

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

Dan Gilbert needs to charter one of those busses to get Kenny Atkinson as far away from this team as possible. Waits for an 18-1 run before calling a time out. Leaves Harden in the game while being attacked every time up court. Coaching malpractice. Inexcusable.

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

Abysmal collapse by the Cavs. Kind of collapse that's a series killer, even being game 1. Just embarrassing all around. Pathetic effort, pathetic coaching and pathetic basketball.

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

Holy fucking shit James Harden fucking SUCKS

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

This Cavs team is just generationally soft as shit man. There is genuinely no fight in them at all. Just dribble around for 20 seconds and turn the ball over. Can't box out on free throws. Atrocious shooting the first 2 games. Just frustrating as hell to watch man

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

El Mago is BACK

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Javy Baez left the game on a cart after this slide into first base

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

The only thing missing was him taking his pants down and sucking his cock on camera.

[Acyn @Acyn]

FBI Director Kash Patel look into President Trump’s eyes to tell him how much he inspires law enforcement. 

“Mr. President, you inspire them 24/7, 365 You give them the resources that they need and you know, they know that you have their back, and that is a changing dynamic in this country and that's why you saw a brave Secret Service agents respond immediately, swiftly, subdue and take down the suspect and safeguard the lives of thousands of individuals at that hotel.”

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

What are the rockets doing lmaoooooo

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

You're not being fired for your beliefs, you're being fired because your words are directly effecting the business and their bottom line.

If it was because of beliefs, Jonathan Isaac would have been unemployed years ago. He isn't.

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

It takes a special level of stupid to see Jaden Ivey clearly going through a mental episode resulting in being fired by his employer and the only thing your microscopic brain can chalk it up to is "Christian persecution".

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

If I went to my job tomorrow and said the exact same things, I'd be fired. Period. Freedom of speech protects you from government it does not apply to private employers or social media platforms.

[Jordan @JordanUnchained]

Meanwhile, my 6 year old child.

The president might actually just be retarded, and it's time we accept it and cut the guy some slack.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: At his cabinet meeting, Trump just bragged about how hard the mathematical equations of his cognitive test that he passed were.

FACT: The hardest mathematical equation on such a test is referred to as the “Serial 7s” Test:

You start at 100 and keep subtracting 7, out loud:

100 → 93 → 86 → 79 → 72 → 65 → 58 →

This is literally what he’s bragging about. My seven-year-old could do this.