Jordan Young

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@RiotFest What do you get when you cross a Helicopter, an Elephant, and a Rhino?

Heliphino!

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@rrgalvanjr @TangleNews The plan was announced in December... How did Canada cave to Trump's "tariff card" when he wasn't in office then...?

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@LetsGo2Court @BrandiPants182 Not sure if this’ll convince u, but there are sum pos. things bout statute of limitations, i.e. forces cops to pursue suspects when memories/evidence are intact. Say u are a defendant w/ an old alibi witness… cops can’t wait til they die to arrest u

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@CathouseGlasgow @WWWYFest 😂

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@LetsGo2Court When do you guys come baaaaccckkk?! 😭

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@Banannelei @LetsGo2Court 😂 🤣

[Josh Mankiewicz @JoshMankiewicz]

Spotted in a SF street window today

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@LetsGo2Court @Kristin_MP Can you PLEASE cover Martin Shkreli and the Wu Tang Album?! I beg of you 🥺(Sorry @BrandiPants182, but it’s a Kristin case for sure)

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@TrueCrimeObsess Your episode covering “Shut up and Sing” gave me sooooo much respect for The Chicks & because you both I’m at their concert as we speak! So ty! ❤️ #futk #earlhadtodie

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@LetsGo2Court @BrandiPants182 @Kristin_MP I feel VERY attacked by last week’s episode… Even though I haven’t yet reached the point of “old” yet, when my last name will become ironic and people will laugh at me 😭 😂 #foreveryoung

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@PortlandCashew @SVU_Diehards This is Federal Rule of Evidence 403! You’re like… halfway there to becoming a lawyer 😂

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@StaceyMcSheaYou @ChloeCsengery 😦

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

they should make a Cheerios that's bad for your heart

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark Apparently babies named Bonnie are on the rise! Up 198 spots as of 2018!

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

If you don’t have a good day today I’m gonna fuck you up

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@spiritofshiloh @JohnCleese @RepCicilline Fuck them kids

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Chicagoans out here adapting to the struggle

(via ig: ky.nash)

[Warren Leight @warrenleightTV]

Thread: A New York Story --On Sunday, I was walking in West Chelsea, and I saw what looked like a gaggle of paparazzi outside a brownstone. 1/8

[Jordan Young @JordanYoungz]

@smoaklandAFB @Griz Gimme (please) 🙏🏼

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

This wins the internet. 🇵🇷