Jordan Yuengert

Home of the one & only, Jordan Yuengert! I'm just some Autistic kid that is way too awesome to handle. I am an inspirational quote, cutie.

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You know what's great about me? I keep fighting & winning when people tell me that I can't do something or when everyone is against me. Every challenge or disadvantage, never stop me. Keep fighting your good fight my friends, if I can win, you can, too. Be the best you.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Retweet if you love your Mom.

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@RepMikeCollins Poor edition "wah, I don't wanna live next to brown people." Rich edition "wah, I don't want brown people to be my equals. I want them trimming my hedges and cleaning my toilets again."

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@elonmusk This website is now a Trumplican fan page that offers excessive fetish porn.

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Now I wanna run for president.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Don’t share this

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Why are we upset about a woman on a beer can instead of the school shootings?

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#pride

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@jakehammertime Play offline video games like the late 90s early 2000s

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My Facebook and Twitter from 2012 🤮🤮🤮

The grammar, the fact I thought I was a playa 🤮🤮🤮

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I officially became one of those people that got a gym membership right after new years. I hate myself right now, but happy that I am working on myself. I hope it helps me.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

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I wanna be the person that everybody deserves. If you're being horrible to someone, I want to be just as horrible to you. If you're the MF GOAT, I wanna throw you the biggest parade ever saying how awesome you are. Don't be shitty friends. We're all here trying to survive

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Kissing your dad's orange ass.

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Spay and neuter your pets. A pet is a lifetime commitment, that cute puppy will grow up, get big then get old. Educate yourselves. Cats crap in a box and stink up the joint. They also grow up and get old. The older the pet the more they cost.

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Society needs to get better and kinder. How hard is it to be a decent, honest, and selfless person? I also realized that many people in the service industry do not get any respect and kindness by older people.

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I also realized that I am truly fortunate to never experience the hardship of living off each paycheck and had to work a lot of horrible jobs to get one that offers good insurance. I am a blessed boy

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What I learned from the world of work:
1. Everything is political.
2. Your company does not care about you.
3. People are living per paycheck & an unexpected expense of $200 will ruin them
4. You get about 3 to 20 (if you're lucky like I am) real friends and they make it better

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Jesus does not approve of [liquor] advent calendars, Doris.

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@elonmusk Here's a start for you & Bezos, treat the members of your organization better, don't work them either to death or use your bloated ego to call an all hands on deck meeting. Maybe you & the other capitalistic elitists can do good with your fortune instead of bloating up your egos.