Jordan Bowker

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Hi 👋🏻 my names Jordan and I have a Victoria Secret shopping addiction 💰🙃 #sendhelp

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

life is simply TOO SHORT to pretend you don’t like the 1975

[Tori Fletcher @hellotorifletch]

The Groundhog dying the day before Groundhog Day feels like an entire mood and is very 2022.

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Does anyone else’s ex’s like photos of them from months ago out of nowhere ? Is Taylor Swifts version of Red getting to them too ?

[Kalei @KaleiRenay]

my birthday is tomorrow…. 😳😳😳

[austyn @austynnicolle]

why is it normal for someone to tell me I’m being quiet but not normal for me to tell someone to shut up

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Apparently the internet says this isn’t unusual ¿?

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Tonight i learned my cat can sleep with his eyes open 😩 he is staring right at me snoring

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

My moms side of the family were settlers and my dads side were some of the First People. My heart is broken for those 215 and their families. 🧡#metis #215children

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Is it normal for your dentist to give you his cell phone number ?

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

You know you’re the mom friend of the group when you get a happy mothers day text 😂 #HappyMothersDay

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

moving to one of these and you’ll never hear from me again goodbye ...

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Being alive is very time consuming

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

I hit the realization that I haven’t been taking care of myself and that shit really broke my heart 🙁

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Highly recommend buying yourself a whole ass cake when you have a mental breakdown

[maxpotter.bsky.social @maxapotter]

A president who truly put America first would have graciously been present to show respect for democracy, for his supporters and for those who voted against him—for all Americans—for the peaceful transition of power. But he never put America first. Just one of his countless lies.

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

Are you really a crazy cat person if you don’t order off amazon an automatic feeder that syncs to your phone so you can feed the cat from anywhere and know when he is low on food ?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Jordan Bowker @Jordan_Bowker]

I think I’ve officially made my decision that I’m going back to blonde in 2021 💇🏼‍♀️ Brunette just isn’t me