Jordan Hobbs

If you're not first, you're last.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

The clap into an under tuck reverse arm role is what's most impressive to me here.

[E🧱 @E_Costa_]

that a mf ocean hookah?!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Merry Equinox to all residents of planet Earth. On this day, Earth’s tilted axis points neither towards nor away from the Sun.

Astronomically, that gives us Spring north of the equator, and Autumn south of it.

Also 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of nighttime - worldwide.

[424🌐 @whoisjjcarr]

YALL WASN'T THERE!

[Colion Noir @MrColionNoir]

ME:Chicago has strict gun control but high gun violence.
THEM: They get guns frm states w/ loose gun control.
ME: but those states don’t have the same gun violence.
THEM: Places in Chicago are poor & neglected so more violence.
ME: Bingo, it’s socioeconomic not a gun issue

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

resume tips I have learned as a recruiter at a fortune 100 company (targeted towards college students), a thread:

[Ryan Odens @odiegarfield77]

So Nancy Pelosi buys Tesla stock, couple days later Biden announces government vehicles all be electric...isn’t that insider trading?

[welyn 🎃 @welyn]

i am the OTV rust server GLADIATOR ⚔️

[Big Will @Rivaled_]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO BRO this app is deadass free

[Senju @wed_jah]

@marnotmarx Here’s smn taht actually funny

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

So Mitt Romney says the $2,000 is too expensive, but they have plenty of money for $700,000,000,000 in pork to their donors, lobbyists, and foreign pet projects?

Both parties SUCK!

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

NEW VIDEO - Giving Away 24 PS5s and XBox Series X! https://t.co/oWD55gWuC8 - RT!

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

So I seem to have a few extra... anybody down for maybe a Christmas giveaway?

[mexican wetzel @Its_Just_Nico]

Waiter/waitress: “Did you wanna box?”

Me:

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Thank you @Pingtr1p this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

how tf am I an essential worker ??