jkjupehassenflu

pretty unsure about pretty much everything

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Senator John Cornyn @JohnCornyn]

I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 2 Timothy 4:7:

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

In France, the baguette is price controlled, in Italy the espresso is cheap, in Germany the beer purity is protected by a 500 year old law…

and in America, Costco keeps the hot dog at $1.50 under threat of death.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner in Cleveland to watch the Knicks go to the Finals

[ACFP (Alicia Carmody Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

the pigeon trying to seduce me to get a piece of my baguette

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

accidentally overshared instead of being mysterious

[Jane’s Fonda @00MF0E]

out of all the times that britani wanted to record these girls, meredith hijacking a plane isn’t one of them?!?

missed opportunity. girl, do better. #RHOSLC

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

I don’t give a damn that one’s fictional — I need Meredith Marks & Moira Rose on a girls trip together 😂

The over-enunciation. The accent work. The vowel gymnastics!! Subtitles would be mandatory, lol 💀

#RHOSLC ❄️ #SchittsCreek 🍷

[Y�� @Yiannified]

cinematic HBO level shots 🤝 #RHOSLC

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Be fr

[Dade Phelan @DadePhelan]

Perhaps @FoxNews should lethally inject Kilmeade's contract. Many of our homeless are our US veterans who struggle with assimilating after serving our country admirably. Shameful & embarrassing. #txlege

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am deeply disturbed by the shooting in Utah. Doug and I send our prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family.

Let me be clear: Political violence has no place in America. I condemn this act, and we all must work together to ensure this does not lead to more violence.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Hannah Norton @hannahdnorton]

Wonder which committee hearing Grimace is going to #txlege

[Bravo @BravoTV]

If I send you this, I need an investigation opened

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

surely someone in that room is a mandated reporter for elder abuse

[Chris Illuminati @chrisilluminati]

This is the worst SNL cold open ever

#Debates2024

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Biden coughing like Beth in Little Women I'm sure it's fine