Jord

Free Palestine

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

So my mum entered my dog in the pet of the week daily mirror competition and he won. My fucking dog has achieved more in life than me.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want to "join the community" of a brand that sells socks. I just want the socks. Stop emailing me about your "mission statement." Your mission is to sell socks. We both know this.

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

On Argentina’s Independence Day, it’s always good to remember one simple historical fact:

The Falklands were the Falklands 100+ years before Argentina became an independent country.

Claiming ownership of something that pre-dates your own existence is… quite unusual! 🙃✌️

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

She’s in elite company of top 3 worst wives ever. Her, Jada Pinkett, Gabrielle Union

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Before you tell people not to celebrate a death; Mitch McConnell blocked cancer research for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions.

[Lee Roach @leevalueroach]

The Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker has already been banned, for, checks notes, talking about stocks Trump owns.

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

Madueke is absolutely useless, might be worse than Brendan aaronson

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

This guys definitely gone down this route because he looks like he’s post transition to a man and got bullied heinously

[Young Bob @YoungBobRB]

Just a quick tease for the crazy debates I had in Manchester.

It was a fantastic day of action.

We will definitely be doing more debate stands across the country.

[Cal @Cal_III]

You’d assume the streets of Glasgow and Dundee are spotless then, aye? Stop the performative shit.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Corporate greed is Tim Cook, the billionaire Apple CEO, claiming that hiking prices on Apple products by over $200 is "unavoidable" after it made $112 billion in profits last year & spent $310 billion on stock buybacks.

These price hikes aren't unavoidable. They're unacceptable.

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

It took all day but I’ve finally seen a ‘my dads a bum post’

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This is my approval rating prediction for the next 20 British Prime Ministers

[Kyle 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @KMC_72]

79p before COVID by the way

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

If Ronaldo done his ACL it would be glorious to watch his freak fans crash out

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Blocking YouTube but not Discord or Roblox betrays that this has nothing to do with protecting children

[elle’s got the world in motion 🫡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ellemccoole]

To be under 35 in this country is simply not worth it

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

Okafor is miles above these Swiss attackers and he’s sat on the bench

[Jord @Jordan_MR1]

Madueke is so bad, just let him dribble he’s going to mess it up when he has to do something

[Jogo Bonito @ufcfooty]

It’s a travesty that someone who can’t even kick a ball is in charge of the entire thing

[ㅤً @Evertxn]

I bet this Ravel Morrison slop is the biggest myth of all time. If he was that good, even being a bozo he would've still had a better career.