Jordan Geranios

Cat Mom 🐱 Wife 💍 Dental Hygienist 🦷

[gabryella @gkushbaby]

a party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

If you have enough money to come in and drink doubles, buy rounds, and have food racking a $100 + tab, you should have enough to tip your bartender. #dontatme

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

@DontBeCilly There’s a lady on Facebook who does free classes on live! I’ll invite you to her page!

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

I’m a worrier and my boyfriend has convinced me that it’s the end of the world and we’re going to end up in an apocalypse. Why does he do this to me 😅

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

@romanchuk27 You’ve always got me. Love you!

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

@1jujususu Seriously dude

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

To the people who stole the stuff I was taking to goodwill out of my truck..thanks 🙃 saved me a trip!

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

ME: sends picture of parents puppy to boyfriend DREA: Cute :) and no ME: no ? DREA: you aren’t getting one:) ....he knows me so well 🤣😂

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

@romanchuk27 Maybe try to Send him to his room if he’s not listening, he does that to grandma too I can tell she gets irritated.

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

The only good thing coming out of this pandemic is my house is spotless and I’ve been able to spend more time with my boyfriend 🤷‍♀️

[Syd @sydnihogan]

This toilet paper crisis has got me self conscious about buying any toilet paper at all. I just need one pack people, I promise I’m not like the rest of them😰

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

Nobody ever told me adulthood was making sure I chose the correct lightbulbs for my house. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

@Undefeetid Because bullying him more is helping the case. SMH. All you people making fun of him are assholes.

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

Girls are mean

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

Lost an earring and my debit card last night...guess it was a good night 🤨

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

A girl was so drunk she pretty much followed me into a stall 😅😂

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

@DontBeCilly Dude I wasn’t that drunk, @ngeraniosmecom had the flow going 🤣

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

I asked Drea if I could have more sprite and he deadass looks at me and says “no babe, it’s bad for your butt” 🤣 at least he’s keeping me straight on my diet.

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

Update: came back up from the dungeon and Drea taught me how to make a Greek dinner 🍽

[Jordan Geranios @Jordan_roma]

It’s Labor Day and Drea and I are in the movie room watching all the lord of the rings drinking Bacardi. Excuse us when we come back to reality in 9 hours.