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Things are going just great! Film. Mets. Nonsense.

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@mrsmet I LOVE YOU, JAN!

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@msnetiker This mattress?

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@ezimms22 CJ here to bless us on this election day.

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@simoncurtis @JarettSays @evanrosskatz Tbh this could be any hand. Could also be her hand after the phone is passed along. Either way I’m guessing Samantha is his publicist.

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@JarettSays @simoncurtis @evanrosskatz Seema’s director boyfriend is in from London and I’m assuming Samantha is his publicist! The call may not even come in to Carrie or the girls but rather to him while he’s at her dinner!

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@JarettSays @iramadisonthree Omg that Uber joke is brilliant. Do you do standup?

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@JarettSays Tabitha Soren and John Norris looking at your tweet.

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Hey @elliegoulding - any world Tastes Like You is on the setlist for Palm Tree Fest on Saturday? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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The crossover you’ve all been waiting for! (via @JordoVB)

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@derekschulte @Nintendeal @Chad_Concelmo THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

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@thatexplosion NO FLOODS. TASTE!!!

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@KamenEdwards @greggwithat @_amyjojohnson Kimberly is still training to become a professional gymnast in Florida with the Bela Karolyi lookalike. It's a long process and she doesn't have time to fight Putties in her 40s! But I guess Zack is back from the Youth Summit in Russia.

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@emilylongeretta @DPD_ Imagine Taylor Swift doing anything that could qualify as "pulling an OJ..."

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@derekschulte @thecroakerqueen HEY!! Don't make me shove you!!

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@misterpatches Hardware Store, Matt! HARDWARE STORE!!!

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@derekschulte @____B_S____ Oh yes. Ours do this constantly.

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@derekschulte @MichaelWarbur17 @JimVejvoda HOW HAVE WE NEVER SEEN THIS.

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@derekschulte @notgwendalupe Are you ok?

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@derekschulte @swichedbaristas I am DYING.