Jordan

Independent Data Scientist

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Absolutely dying at some intern being hype to put the Gjallarhorn in but having to put it in the melee spot lmao

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Eyes Up, Guardians 🇺🇸

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Gotta get rid of fan voting. It’s time

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

NL All-Star finalists:

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

At what point does leadership look at themselves and say we’re the problem?

Sad tale for many companies who have come and gone, and I fear this will be Bungie’s fate at some point.

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@BarstoolBigCat @kellykeegs We did a t-shirt toss at our wedding. Definitely would’ve rented a cannon if it were possible

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Crazy how fate spared the Raiders this time

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Terrion Arnold says the #Raiders called him after the draft to let him know they had a coin flip between him and Brock Bowers at No. 13.

(🎥 @NextRoundLive)

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Potential is through the fucking roof.

[Popped🍿 @PoppedNews]

Conner O’Malley (‘RAP WORLD’) is set to direct a new film titled ‘SCHILLER PARK’ for A24, according to a casting notice.

The Illinois-set dark comedy is reportedly being produced by Ari Aster through Square Peg.

(via: https://t.co/Zrm4Qj4Qj4 | https://t.co/NbkTuc4uP8)

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

As someone who just spent a week in Canada, they need to worry far more about fixing their roads instead of speed limits. Eastern Ontario (and Quebec) is a joke

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Starting this summer, we’re increasing speed limits wherever it’s safe to do so on highways across Ontario, getting drivers where they need to go faster.

By October, close to 90 per of Ontario’s highway network will be at 110 km/hr, reflecting the speed for which our highways were designed.

Find out more: https://t.co/GTLJDuwVVr

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@slabfactory_ty Anyone saying it’s your fault for being happy you think you got a good deal on a kid playing low A ball is insane lol

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

We need to make Haslam sell his ownership share. Crazy how totally awful he’s already been.

[Jake Fischer @JakeLFischer]

We heard a ton of buzz about Nate Ament to Milwaukee at No. 10. The Bucks are going to make good on their interest in the Tennessee product at No. 13, sources say. But, of course, he'll wear a Heat cap on stage.

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Look at the grin on this dweeb’s face. Finally right after almost a decade of peddling. Windhorst’s already moved onto making sure Ant leaves Minnesota. It’s an awful media cycle the NBA lives in

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"In May of 2025 Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent were very direct with the Bucks that it was time to move on..

He wanted a trade out of Milwaukee because he felt like they could no longer compete for a championship" ~ @ShamsCharania #PMSLive

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@ryanhammer09 Oh no, I don’t think it’s the end of the world with Giannis gone either. There is a lot of (unrealized) talent on the team and Rollins/Herro is a potent backcourt.

I would rather go for Morez and Swain given the options I have here.

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@sell_dalton Perfect. We’re on the same page. Although I’m not sure any of the teams need to move much salary since they’ll still be well below the tax threshold (albeit over the cap)

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Neither of these fanbases deserve Giannis. Both of them are completely shameless

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I’m just gonna say….

I would be absolutely shocked if Hugo was/is thrown into any Giannis trade offer. The entire organization is all-in on him - Stevens prob the most. They could not be higher on him. I genuinely don’t believe he’s involved. Guess we’ll see.

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@NateDuncanNBA Half the ownership, multiple coaching changes, and an entire team turnover later, now you’re right. Congrats.

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@KylePorterNS I was extremely disappointed in the fescue this week. It overall did not feel very penal outside of a few shots (thinking about Reed’s earlier in the week)

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

As great as this is, I still think it’s the 08 US Open. He was (somehow) walking and playing on a broken leg and shredded knee, played 91 holes, won the damn thing. It’s the most impressive feat I’ve ever seen

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

25 years ago, Tiger Woods was the only player to finish under par and won the U.S. Open by 15 shots 🤯

Is this the greatest golfing performance of ALL time?

#USOpen

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

Scorekeeping in baseball has been on a downward trend for a long time

[MLB @MLB]

BRYCE HARPER TRIPLES TO COMPLETE THE CYCLE!

[Jordan @Jordolytics]

@dsmrekar26 @jeff_gluck Chicagoland is well over an hour from downtown and Joliet is a dump. I want it to do well but it’s not going to