jordyn

light sleeper, heavy dreamer. she/her

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump announces his endorsement of Harris

[hails @hailsbethmcc]

having to listen to this monologue #GoldenGlobes

[whalefact @awhalefact]

hey sorry i might be late i am 100ft long and physically cannot leave the ocean without dying

[Lou Rogers @louisagrogers]

Oh you want to “travel more” this year? Your typical Sunday is “roast then pub”? First round is on you if I “show up”? Somebody put me out of my misery

[Joanna Fang @FangsOutJoanna]

WOMEN 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 FLOWERS 👏🏼 WE 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 CRAB 👏🏼 RANGOON 👏🏼

[mackenzie @mackenziewolfff]

lady at the table next to us in don tequilas: “do any of you have AT&T? drop it. they’re cancelling conservative news channels. they’re trying to silence us.”

[jordyn @JordynShoff]

can i please buy this on a big cozy crewneck

[Emily @ekelleydesign]

My map inspired by the Taylor Swift universe 🥰

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian has purchased Keith’s iconic Bell dress for a record breaking $600,001, TMZ reports.

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[jordyn @JordynShoff]

@ODOT_Cleveland do you have salt and plow trucks out this morning?

[jordyn @JordynShoff]

@ODOT_Statewide 271 was straight ice! it looked like it hadn’t been treated at all. not a fun commute this morning, hope it’s better this evening.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

steve & marty & selena!

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

💚💜💙

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

Let’s try Broadway

[._. @ghostlydahlia]

"do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?"
#tryguys

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

you know it’s serious cause they made the little one grow facial hair

[jordyn @JordynShoff]

the 7th grade emo girl inside me is CLAWING her way out

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

Gerard Way has dyed his hair black and is wearing a white suit covered in fake blood

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s crazy that zoo keepers just walk amongst us