𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿

𝗡𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗲... 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗲 𝗜 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗹... 𝗼𝗿 𝗜 𝗯𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗦𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗢𝗱𝗶𝗻ⵑ

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿, 𝗦𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗢𝗱𝗶𝗻. 𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗳𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝘀𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿, -- 𝗡𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗲'𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝘄𝗻ⵑ

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Unfortunately these are the tough decisions a King must make, especially when they pertain to laws and traditions. It would be unfair to allow thee to enter and refuse another because they are not my friend"

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Well, respectfully, that seems kinda lame. You’re the king, you mean to tell me you couldn’t even host Cards if you wanted too?

I mean, I get it cause ya can’t have anything sneaking in, but still.”

Johnny shook his head, sipping his coffee some more.

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Absolutely I do. Only a fool would forget his greatest treasures"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ good. so long as you remember that when you’re out in the stars doing battle with gods and monsters, dear. ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Of course I do, yes. Very valued friends"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ no, and you have plenty of friends, thor. friends that are willing to help. ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"That sounds like a bold adventure, but Asgard does not permit access to outsiders, no matter who they be friends with. And I am no hypocrite, man of fire"

Thor nodded a little, keen to maintain rules that had been in place for millennia

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Oh, C’mon. Listen, I’ll tell ya what. I’ll grab some of the fellas, and we will go to Asgard and get properly drunk with you of some good Asgardian Mead and it’ll be great.”

Johnny laughed, raising a brow.

“Is it true it’s made with magical honey?”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Aye, that is very true, but Midgard is under my protection just as much as Asgard is. Although I suppose having friends does not hurt"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ oh, come now. you regularly help us with our problems — as an avenger, your problems are our problems. don’t forget that. ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Nay, not yet thank you. It wouldst be most unfair to place those problems upon you all, especially when they do not affect you"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ what else is new, right (?) you need any help with them? ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"You are very correct, the taste is good. But I feel that Asgardian mead would do much harm to most of those upon Midgard"

Thor smirked, willing to sneakily bring some to his friends just to see what it would do to them

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Ha! That might be true. I once had a party with Kymel… alcoholic space goddess milk, and I gotta tell you…

I’ve never seen the wall crawler that fucked up before.”

Johnny laughs a little, before raising the coffee to his lips to drink some.

“Delicious, though.”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Much occurs, yes. And while much of it is good, there are still things that are not good. Loki, for example. Their behaviour has been.. difficult at times"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ you said it. things going well, in asgard? can’t say I’ve heard much, but no news is usually good news — right? ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Nay, that is true. You are all far too resilient to allow such a thing to happen"

Thor offered a small smile

"I have been far too busy for my liking. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, after all"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ can’t get rid of us that easy, big guy. i’ve been fine — busy, you know how it is — and there’s always somebody somewhere trying to take over the world… what about you? ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"This greatly pleases me. To know my friends are still here is incredibly reassuring. How have you been, Janet?"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

“ oh, so you /definitely/ didn’t need to shout then. i am pretty sure everyone who was here the last time is still around (?) just about, anyway. ”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Nay, the alcohol here is comparable to water for an Asgardian, and it would only serve to change the taste of the coffee"

Thor shrugged, taking a sip of his coffee while Johnny poured the Irish cream into his own

[Johnny Storm 🔥 @HumanTorched4]

“Wow, Black Coffee huh? Not even a bit of alcohol for the Norse God of Thunder?”

He pulls out a bottle of Irish cream from another hidden compartment, pouring a dash into his mug before stirring, gently sliding Thor’s mug to him.

“Suite yourself, Thor. I hope it’s good.”

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"It has been quite some time since I was last upon Midgard, and I wished to see who was still here"

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

" hmph. " she let out an amused huff. " touché. what are you calling us all for? "

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"Did it not do exactly what I needed it to?"

Thor folded his arms, a cocky smirk on his face

[𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵 𝘝𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘺𝘯𝘦 @AstonishingWasp]

" it's a microphone, not a megaphone, dear. you don't need to shout. "

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

"AVENGERS!

Where are you all?"

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

https://t.co/Yh7tdjXz3i

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

A moon with no name, location unknown

As with many things, it began with prayer. This time, it was prayer for a chance, a last ditch effort to make a change to help generations beyond the current one

A vaguely humanoid, purple alien creature had prayed for the first time,-

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

mountain

"What sort of creature could possibly be large enough to steal one of these people?"

He mused, curiosity growing with each step. Thor would find a solution, and he would do it the right way

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

A moon with no name, location unknown

As with many things, it began with prayer. This time, it was prayer for a chance, a last ditch effort to make a change to help generations beyond the current one

A vaguely humanoid, purple alien creature had prayed for the first time,-

[𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝗿 @JoruFaegir]

Thor knew this, but if this creature was snatching up the villagers, it could not be allowed to continue any longer

"Thank you. I will solve your problem, or I be not Thor, Son of Odin. Remain here until I return"

Standing up, the god would leave the home, eyes upon the-