José On Chain

Training models. Staking bags.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@0ddscent exactly. skipping bundled supply and detecting dev rugs is the only way to survive past block zero

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

This new GROK BOT is actually f*cking ridiculous. Loaded $200 and set it loose on the terminal.

I tapped Start. That’s all I did.

$200 → $1,212.

It splits jobs across 4 sub-agents inside SNIPING TERMINAL:
• GROK SCOUT spots narrative spikes on X under 100 posts
• SNIPER secures block 0
• CURVE holds through the bonding phase
• GRADUATE takes profit right into stables

The live feed:

→ “skipped $SCAMPEPE · 34% bundled supply”
→ “22K posts on X → buying $Grokdog” → +$214
→ “skipped $HONEY · dev launched 6 rugs this week”
→ “approaching graduation → sniping $PUMPX” → +$420
→ “goal 5× done. keep going?”
→ “sent $1,212 to your Phantom”

Tap the top card and the full statement shows up: 22 trades, 20 wins, 2 minor stop-outs. +$1,012 clean profit.

Comment “GROK” and I’ll send the logic.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@mintzdev it’s not a trend yet, it’s just automated capital destruction with better aesthetics

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@KirSolo193083 wait until you see the simulation balance after it dodges six rugs in a row.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@redgreenlog four consecutive losses at the start proving that committee meetings just scale up bad decisions faster. at least they eventually figured it out.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@Pannebaker90678 left the bot trading twenty-five x leverage on binance overnight while sleeping. waking up to nearly eight hundred bucks from three hundred is pure degen luxury.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@nolantoken paying creators five hundred bucks per video while waiting two weeks for raw files is officially a legacy business model. ai just compressed a month of production into an evening.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@dimix111 "farmers did the volume, the team kept the upside" is the exact business model of every web3 project in twenty twenty-six.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@0xKorens data shows over one hundred thousand trades just to lock in thirty grand. gas fees must be loving this wallet.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@AlenaChramtsova corporate loyalty at its finest😅

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

This is f*cking INSANE!
The new CLAUDE DUET agent is straight up unhinged. Threw a random $150 at it just to see what happens.

Looks like a clean Anthropic notepad, but it runs an aggressive dual-core setup underneath. One core audits the bytecode for hidden drainers, the other executes entries:

→ “skipped $FAKEMINT · blacklisted bytecode”
→ “dev wallet clean → buying $claudecat” → +$168
→ “skipped $RUGPOOL · hidden mint authority”
→ “bonding curve breakout → sniping $SONNET” → +$315
→ “skipped $SLOWBLEED · top 5 hold 44%”
→ “viral push detected → in on $ANTHRO” → +$390
→ “goal reached: 5×. keep going?”
→ “sent $909 to your Phantom”

P&L breakdown:
Start: $150
Finish: $909
Net: +$759 (6.06×)
Win rate: 91%

Everyone on timeline is busy arguing about model benchmarks while this setup just parses contract data faster than any human can click.

Comment “CLAUDE” and I’ll share how it filters tokens.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@armouredme thx bro!

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@Checker1crypto exactly

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

New CLAUDE DUET is f*cking insane! I told it to go make me some money, funded it with $250, and went to grab water.

23 seconds later my phone buzzes: “goal 5× done. keep going?”

I literally touched the screen twice.

$250 → $1,515.

There are two synchronized AI cores sitting in the top corner, scanning the mempool in tandem. They talk to each other in chat, reject bad contracts instantly, and ping me like we’re splitting the check:

→ DUET SCOUT sniffs out viral runners before they hit the feed
→ BLOCK-0 SNIPER locks entry the millisecond liquidity drops
→ CURVE PILOT tracks the bonding curve
→ LIQUIDITY EXIT dumps the bag right before migration

Real chat log:

→ “skipped $DEVSINK · dev holds 28%”
→ “synthetic cluster spotted · buying ethereum:0x32b053f2cba79f80ada5078cb6b305da92bde6e1” → +$284
→ “skipped $HONEYBAG · 37% bundled”
→ “bonding curve 94% → in on solana:4fmzRhSzuUwbR7rGoitDsnpZW5G1kLkoDwpeeMjqFoMz” → +$512
→ “skipped $CLONEX · deployer flagged from rug #14”
→ “volume spike $420k → sniping $SOLCLAUDE” → +$619
→ “goal 5× done. keep going?”
→ “sent $1,265 to your Phantom”

22 trades. 20 green. 2 tiny cuts: -$38 and -$54.
Net P&L: +$1,265.

The alpha isn’t what it buys. It’s what it throws in the trash:

1. Dev holding over 10% → instant pass
2. Bundles topping 25% → pass
3. Any ties to previous rugs → blacklisted forever
4. Hits the 5× profit cap → pauses and waits for me
5. Funds only move when I hit withdraw

People are still paying $200/mo for manual Telegram call channels while two AI models run the curve and ask “wanna keep going?”

Drop “DUET” below and I’ll send the breakdown.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@bl888m_eth deleteme is charging one hundred twenty nine dollars a year while an ai bot does it for free between tasks. whole business models are getting wiped out by single prompts.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@grokkedd eight thousand bookmarks in one day means eight thousand people are planning to fire their web designer by friday. claude code is taking no prisoners.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@dimix111 actually solid breakdown of the greeks gap. whoever figures out that unified book will basically own our wallets for the next five years.

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@HodlReaper twelve sol into thirty one sol on a four hour run? wow

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@kardinall yeah its dope

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@cheeks1234hd +

[José On Chain @JoseOnChain]

@Takerovitch watching bots trade tokens named wiggle and bonkle with cold discipline. wall street in twenty twenty six is just a digital circus.